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200 Things I think about during that first 4s stun


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1) Would it do me any good to trinket this before full resolve? Oh wait, it's down. nm

 

2) Do I have time to make a sandwich?

 

3) Where will my health bar finish when this is over?

 

4) What are the chances I get immediately stunned again before this is over?

 

5) Why is the nearest guy I can throw to in our spawn?

 

6) Does EBay know I am not supposed to sell my toon?

 

7) What are the chances I am going to die with full resolve?

 

8) Why does this guy who is beating on me think he is so good?

 

9) I predict a KB next. Bonus for KB/root thought.

 

10) Why do I play this game again?

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Here are the answers for you:

 

1) Would it do me any good to trinket this before full resolve? Oh wait, it's down. nm

 

It's down. It was down when you logged in for the first time, and it's gonna stay that way.

 

2) Do I have time to make a sandwich?

 

Yes. You can eat it in the kitchen while looking out the window.

 

3) Where will my health bar finish when this is over?

 

On the floor, right next to your corpse.

 

4) What are the chances I get immediately stunned again before this is over?

 

Chance and you getting immediately stunned again are mutually exclusive (i.e. 100%)

 

5) Why is the nearest guy I can throw to in our spawn?

 

Because he was smart enough not to come out of the spawn area when the match started.

 

6) Does EBay know I am not supposed to sell my toon?

 

Yes, but they play empire.

 

7) What are the chances I am going to die with full resolve?

 

Nil. Everyone knows resolve doesn't work.

 

8) Why does this guy who is beating on me think he is so good?

 

He's not stunned. Duh.

 

9) I predict a KB next. Bonus for KB/root thought.

 

You can't be KB'd when your spawn area. You can be rooted and stunned, however, so get ready for it.

 

10) Why do I play this game again?

 

Because you are stunned and can't quit.

 

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If you died to him, clearly he was better than you in that instance.

 

I usually hit skip on my mp3 player and think of my next couple moves, and whether it involves respawning or not. And considering I rarely lone wolf it into 4v1 odds, it tends to be not.

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14. Are devs the only people that don't realize resolve is broken?

15. Remember to use force wave (shadow) and emergency cloak if I don't get immediately re-stunned, it's my only hope.

16. Why did they set up operatives to be fairly strong in 1 vs 1 PvP and lousy in PvE?

17. Did the hutt ball just go by?

18. Why isn't bomb buzzer sounding yet?

19. Why haven't they captured the gun yet?

20. Is this a stun or Illum lag?

21. What are the odds I will be rooted immediately following this stun?

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14. Are devs the only people that don't realize resolve is broken?

15. Remember to use force wave (shadow) and emergency cloak if I don't get immediately re-stunned, it's my only hope.

16. Why did they set up operatives to be fairly strong in 1 vs 1 PvP and lousy in PvE?

17. Did the hutt ball just go by?

18. Why isn't bomb buzzer sounding yet?

19. Why haven't they captured the gun yet?

20. Is this a stun or Illum lag?

21. What are the odds I will be rooted immediately following this stun?

 

lol ilium lag, whenever my screen freezes I think to myself, "Man I got pulled I am so hosed, or I just got a kill, or someone was spotted somewhere, or a control area was flipped, or the game decided it was being too stable and decided to take an unexpected time out.

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24) AM I ROOTED OR AM I STUNNED? AM I ROOTED OR AM I STUNNED? AM I ROOTED OR AM I STUNNED? AM I ROOTED OR AM I STUNNED? AM I ROOTED OR AM I STUNNED? AM I ROOTED OR AM I STUNNED? AM I ROOTED OR AM I STUNNED? (compressed into < 100ms)

 

25) F*****G lag I stunned first!

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So untrue. CC in this game is ridiculous. There is so much they couldnt even add silences or pvp would be completely unplayable.

 

I consider silences far worse than roots and snares. Stun timers aren't far off from WoW, yet got stun lock killed by single people so often in WoW compared to here where it usually takes focus fire ever since they adjusted ops/scoundrels... and don't get me started on DAoC... or EQ... or Ultima Online.

 

The thing that makes all the difference is the CCs being more linked rather than different types being able to be chained together in ridiculousness.

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26. I am going to sit up in my chair and get ready for this stun to be over, then I am going to really kill someone. Umm ok I will kill someone as soon as this force chock is over. I am still waiting but I know when I get up from being thrown back and knocked down I will take it out on those scrubs. Oh there is enough time before the forcefield at the medcenter falls, I can get a drink. Then I will really bring the pain.
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Mike B from gamebreaker TV talked tonight on the TWIMMO show LINK that should be up tomorrow

about how SWTOR is a stunlock fest until one dies ore have 20% life left.

And i agree with most of you.Stuns and roots in this game is to muck and the

CC breakers is a joke just like the resolve bar.

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