Sexiest male companion?

[Crezelle]

Ohh yes. Ultradark chocolate ice cream is PERFECT for Scourge. Great, now I'm lusting after TWO things I can't have...at least the ice cream shops will be open tomorrow...

 

Proposals thus far, with additional commentary by yours truly:

 

Doc: Phish Food or something similarly silly. Best served with lots of whipped cream...and colorful sprinkles...oh, and nuts, and a cherry placed for the sole purpose of saying something suggestive about it before you start eating...and fudge, and butterscotch, and and and self-control is something that happens to other people. Go wild.

 

Scourge: Liquorice, or else dark dark dark riding the edge of bitter chocolate. No sides, no toppings, and you should probably only have a scoop or two at a time. Savor the wanting-more that sets in the second you set your spoon down.

 

Iresso: Chocolate cone with a surprise nutty centre. Or else really, really dull ice on a stick...if there was flavour there it was your mind playing tricks on you.

 

Zenith: Mocha chip with an edge of salt or bitterness.

 

Corso: Vanilla for simple sweetness, or Chocolate for being that thing all women are supposed to like even though some of us do hate it.

 

Jorgan: Tiger tail. It may take you a long long while to find the stuff, but oh, it's worth it! Alternately a smooth coffee flavour with dark chocolate chips on top.

 

Quinn: Mint Chocolate Chip, love-it-or-hate-it. Or else chocolate with awesome peanut butter chunks. Or regret. Or totally tasteless shaved ice. Or something that neatly breaks the population down into "bitter", "bland", and "irresistably addictive" camps. Can ice cream do that? Hmm. I'm going to do the walk of shame to the freezer again for another scoop now...because I can't stop myself. I know it'll destroy me, but at least I'll die happy. (My new femWarrior just hit Balmorra, actually. Here goes nothing...)

 

Pierce: Espresso fudge swirl. Game's recommended serving size is one scoop. Ignore this and headcanon all you can eat. You know you want to, and it's not like any supply he's offering would be limited.

 

Andronikos: Rocky Road.

 

Vector: Green tea gelato, for sure. Or saffron-orange - something really special.

 

Torian: Chocolate chip cookie dough. Or that lovely exotic Mayan chocolate. Or moose tracks - vanilla stuffed full of goodies. And by these ice cream recommendations alone I want to go level a bounty hunter. I LOVE moose tracks.

 

 

now excuse me..i;m going to go indulge in one of those 50-scoop record breaking sundaes you see on TV and stuff... one scoop of every flavour <3

[iamthehoyden]

Not gonna lie, eating ice cream right now in honor of this thread. It's strawberry though and I think that might be better suited to one of the female companions...Kira maybe.

[Celacia]

Vector: Green tea gelato, for sure. Or saffron-orange - something really special.

I was thinking honey fig.

[Ellyria]

Torian: Chocolate chip cookie dough. Or that lovely exotic Mayan chocolate. Or moose tracks - vanilla stuffed full of goodies. And by these ice cream recommendations alone I want to go level a bounty hunter. I LOVE moose tracks.

 

So to get gals to try Bounty Hunter I just need to keep making ice cream analogies?

 

This thread is making me hungry. My stepmom took my nieces to the ice cream place in town yesterday, but it doesn't have moose tracks and I couldn't have it anyway because my stepsister is allergic to nuts. Then I come here and we're making ice cream comparisons. ; ;

[DarthVoi]

I always find it weird that males don't have sexy clothes, I presume it's due to old fashion women=sex object kind of idea. I'd love to put slave clothing on my male characters as well as some of the companions, like Pierce, whom I found very attractive and irritated that I could fully romance him.

[Eanelinea]

I always find it weird that males don't have sexy clothes, I presume it's due to old fashion women=sex object kind of idea. I'd love to put slave clothing on my male characters as well as some of the companions, like Pierce, whom I found very attractive and irritated that I could fully romance him.

 

My Consular had sexy hot lovins with Tharan. Alas, he's got the hots for Holiday. I'm assuming she found out we had nookie cause the next convo he's like 'yeah, you were great, but we gotta stop'. Well poop! At least she got some.

[Crezelle]

ok. you are all going to laugh at me, or applaud me... innuendos and analogies galore:

the weekend at my bf's was over, so on the way back, i say " by the way. we have to go to baskin robins. for science. " I get a confused look. I explain the last little bit of this thread. I get the /rolleyes and whatnot while i play the " guess who _____ is "

 

so anyways i walk in the place. scope the flavours. Too many to decide. I get 4 kid sized scoops. my bf looks at me and goes " really...?!" as i name my choices.

" um... chocolate chip cookie dough, tiger tail, green tea, and oooh coconut crunch, all in a bowl!"

" whos the coconut?"

" i... don't know. i just love coconut"

" its.... YOUR MOM"

" hell no! not a chance i'm letting her in this bowl with all these yummy guys- er flavours!...maybe it's blizz? hes round, brown, nutty and sweet?"

So i sit down, a big bowl with 4 scoops of pure YUMMY all crammed close together, the little lucky jaw- er i mean coconut is smothered at the bottom.

I tried enjoying all the flavours at once.. but they really were best savoured seperately, each being allowed to shine.

 

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough: the main ice cream was rather lackluster, a sort of off-vanilla. What really makes the flavour are the hearty chunks of raw, salty-sweet, slightly crunchy nuggets of AWESOME. Not sure if it fit's Torian, but darn i like my cookie dough.

 

Tiger tail: Orange ice cream with sticky black bands of liquorice in it. At first all you can taste is the strong notes of the liquorice, but after awhile the mellow, creamy orange notes start to kick in. Somewhat of a fit to Jorgan i guess, but i wouldn't have made the association without the name and feline imagery.

 

Green tea: This one actually does fit really well to Vector. The first bite your palate is assaulted by an almost bitter, overwhelming taste that you can't identify, but your first impression is " WTH? ick". But moments latter your entire palate is almost glowing with the sweet, mature, soothing, yet still invigorating notes of matcha. This effect carries on well after the ice cream is gone, and your mouth is literally in full zen mode. Would go great with honey on top.

 

but yeah... was an awesome experience, and well darnit i don't smoke, but i felt like i needed a cig after that. and yes i was grinning and giggling all the way thru my "experiment" . not every day you get to enjoy 3awesome " flavours" at once and in public

Edited May 29, 2012 by Crezelle

[iamthehoyden]

It was good of you to make the sacrifice of testing the hypotheses - for science, of course. Excellent work!

[Crezelle]

It was good of you to make the sacrifice of testing the hypotheses - for science, of course. Excellent work!

 

it's for the greater good of the galaxy! tomorow if i have the cash i will buy those single servings of haagen daz they have at the grocery, if i can stand any more ice cream after this lol.

 

i'm still suprised how well the green tea compares. you really are taken aback at that first bite, but then your mouth is literally just aglow with the matcha notes, and it's a very pleasurable aftertaste that leaves you wanting more.

[iamthehoyden]

it's for the greater good of the galaxy! tomorow if i have the cash i will buy those single servings of haagen daz they have at the grocery, if i can stand any more ice cream after this lol.

 

i'm still suprised how well the green tea compares. you really are taken aback at that first bite, but then your mouth is literally just aglow with the matcha notes, and it's a very pleasurable aftertaste that leaves you wanting more.

 

I believe it. I had a green tea smoothy once and it was so refreshing, just really not your typical "ice creamy" type flavor at all. It's own thing. And from what I've heard about Vector, that sounds about right. I will level an agent, it'll happen. I just want to make sure take the time to enjoy it.

[Kalterien]

Oh Crezelle, it was all in the name of "science."

 

Oh, someone at work pointed out because I was trying to think of a flavour of ice cream that was both an acquired taste and you'd either hate it or love it. My co-worker suggested

 

 

durian. For those of you who don't know, it's an awful smelling "fruit" whose exterior resembles a spiky mace. I've heard the taste of it described as something akin to a sweet onion, but the texture is extremely smooth when it's fresh, however even among Asians there's a huge debate over love/hate it.

 

 

I've never encountered something that was both so foul and tasty at the same time, yes I fall into the I love that crap camp.

[Crezelle]

Oh Crezelle, it was all in the name of "science."

 

Oh, someone at work pointed out because I was trying to think of a flavour of ice cream that was both an acquired taste and you'd either hate it or love it. My co-worker suggested

 

 

durian. For those of you who don't know, it's an awful smelling "fruit" whose exterior resembles a spiky mace. I've heard the taste of it described as something akin to a sweet onion, but the texture is extremely smooth when it's fresh, however even among Asians there's a huge debate over love/hate it.

 

 

I've never encountered something that was both so foul and tasty at the same time, yes I fall into the I love that crap camp.

 

hahaha i like it. my bf still caught up on the smell. i don't want to think of any of my companions smelling like durian XD

[Kalterien]

I didn't say they had to smell like it but you know how we have those one or two companions that you hate or love, with no middle ground. That's Durian flavoured.

 

Personally, I love the smell of it and waft it at my parents who despise the stuff. It skipped a generation in my family.

 

Seriously though I almost feel like Quinn = Durian.

 

I was at a Q & A with John De Lancie and someone asked him about ice cream and he mentioned durian as having to stick your head in a toilet bowl. hehehe

[Crezelle]

I didn't say they had to smell like it but you know how we have those one or two companions that you hate or love, with no middle ground. That's Durian flavoured.

 

Personally, I love the smell of it and waft it at my parents who despise the stuff. It skipped a generation in my family.

 

Seriously though I almost feel like Quinn = Durian.

 

I was at a Q & A with John De Lancie and someone asked him about ice cream and he mentioned durian as having to stick your head in a toilet bowl. hehehe

 

the actual flavour i think is too sticky sweet for him imo

[Kalterien]

It was less the flavour of it, never actually munched on durian ice cream myself, I prefer the fresh fruit variety, and more the divisiveness of the flavour.

 

Ugh, now I want ice cream... but the mall closes in 10minutes

[Crezelle]

It was less the flavour of it, never actually munched on durian ice cream myself, I prefer the fresh fruit variety, and more the divisiveness of the flavour.

 

Ugh, now I want ice cream... but the mall closes in 10minutes

 

i'm.... quite satiated after my big fill

*puffs a smoke*

[bright_ephemera]

Note to self: Find durian ice cream.

 

Loving the exciting tales of other ladies' ice cream exploits

 

And now, um. Two things in life have prompted me to write poetry: High school English class, and, apparently, these forums. I whipped up a sonnet for Lord Scourge, then realized I'm ridiculous. So let's just move along to my other sadly unromanceable companion:

 

Hey, Talos, what you doin'?

Did you find another ruin?

If you didn't, please explain:

My cargo hold is stuffed again

With what looks like bags of dirt.

Seriously, what's the worth?

Must it spill out to the hall?

The holo room? the bridge? and all

Around the engine chamber, too?

And the med bay? Listen, you,

I'm drowning in your ancient toys. Gee,

Are you trying to annoy me?

Never mind. You're so delighted,

So adorably excited,

Take the cargo hold. It's fine.

But my bedroom's staying mine.

Edited May 29, 2012 by bright_ephemera

[Crezelle]

argh.... jorgan wants me to go rescue people above my level...

time to mail my trooper some money to bribe someone to help me -.-;

[Taalbert]

argh.... jorgan wants me to go rescue people above my level...

time to mail my trooper some money to bribe someone to help me -.-;

 

Well you know I would help. Damn being on the wrong server!

 

 

Is that the Tatooine quest for him? I did that one waaaaay under level. It was red. It was easy

 

[Taalbert]

Thanks everyone for discussing icecream....this thread has given me a massive icrecream craving. Thank god there are Magnum Icecream sandwiches in my freezer. So of course I ate one in honour of this thread.

[Kalterien]

I couldn't make it to the mall in time to hit up the DQ or the Stone Cold Creamery. Therefore I had me a smoothie instead, not quite as satisfying but tomorrow, tomorrow....

 

Oh Ephemera, if there's an Asian supermarket out by where you live, you might find it there. Durian though, love or hate, there's no real middle ground even among Asians. Otherwise I might suggest one of those gelato places in a downtown area that *might* serve it due to crazy folk.

[Crezelle]

Well you know I would help. Damn being on the wrong server!

 

 

Is that the Tatooine quest for him? I did that one waaaaay under level. It was red. It was easy

 

yah it was... thank goodness grandma smurf is generous with the creds and won't ask what theyre needed for

and that &*^&%^ cat shuts up. not a peep after that. bad kitty!

 

 

I couldn't make it to the mall in time to hit up the DQ or the Stone Cold Creamery. Therefore I had me a smoothie instead, not quite as satisfying but tomorrow, tomorrow....

 

Oh Ephemera, if there's an Asian supermarket out by where you live, you might find it there. Durian though, love or hate, there's no real middle ground even among Asians. Otherwise I might suggest one of those gelato places in a downtown area that *might* serve it due to crazy folk.

 

a place downtown.. serves.. viagra flavoured gelato. theres no actual drug in it, but still... would that be lokin? rofl

Edited May 29, 2012 by Crezelle

[Taalbert]

yah it was... thank goodness grandma smurf is generous with the creds and won't ask what theyre needed for

and that &*^&%^ cat shuts up. not a peep after that. bad kitty!

 

 

 

 

Damn cat's a tease. I was expecting a lot more after that mission, and I got nada! Not even a smooch. The things I do for him. Bah. Lots of cold showers on the Thunderclap till level 40-ish! lol

 

[Crezelle]

Damn cat's a tease. I was expecting a lot more after that mission, and I got nada! Not even a smooch. The things I do for him. Bah. Lots of cold showers on the Thunderclap till level 40-ish! lol

 

 

he keeps this up, he WILL need to keep that armor on to save his hide once he caves in

 

[Taalbert]

ok. you are all going to laugh at me, or applaud me... innuendos and analogies galore:

the weekend at my bf's was over, so on the way back, i say " by the way. we have to go to baskin robins. for science. " I get a confused look. I explain the last little bit of this thread. I get the /rolleyes and whatnot while i play the " guess who _____ is "

 

 

LOL! For science! I may have to go down to Cold Rock Ice Creamery tomorrow on my lunch break and do some of my own research, for science. Yes, that's it - science.