Crezelle Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 LOL! For science! I may have to go down to Cold Rock Ice Creamery tomorrow on my lunch break and do some of my own research, for science. Yes, that's it - science. just don't overdo it! my gutt is letting me know all about that " too much of a good thing" issue .... it was for a good cause tho. the saccrafice was worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) I haven't dealt with the Cathar myself, but from what I've seen on my male Trooper I have some suspicions as to his style...so here, from a femTrooper's perspective: Kitty cat, kitty cat, sittin' in the - ow! What the hell was that for? Yeah, I'm teasing you. (Me-ow.) - Bloody hell, Lieutenant, quit it! Or do the other kind of "hit it." (Is that something that you're into?) Never mind. I'm going now. How a guy who fires ion charges twice the speed of sound Can drag his feet so horribly when ladies come around Is a mystery. Well, listen, Both of us can be persistent. And I'll win regard someday No matter how much I must hound. 'Cause you're worth it. I've been serving at your side for quite a while, And I know your strength and courage and inimitable style. Plus you're cute when you're annoyed. You do this nose thing I enjoy. (I'm the CO. I can say that.) Please, just take it with a smile. Kitty cat, kitty cat - ow ow okay I'm done stop it stop it do not take another step toward the armory! Let's have it out with wrestling? No? Insubordinate twit. This conversation is not over. Edited May 31, 2012 by bright_ephemera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magdalane Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 LOL that's great, love the syntax! My trooper is just getting into the romance arc, so far Aric is definitely dragging his paws! He does look at my behind, though, when I'm reloading so I'll take heart from that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 I haven't dealt with the Cathar myself, but from what I've seen on my male Trooper I have some suspicions as to his style...so here, from a femTrooper's perspective: Kitty cat, kitty cat, sittin' in the - ow! What the hell was that for? Yeah, I'm teasing you. (Me-ow.) - Bloody hell, Lieutenant, quit it! Or do the other kind of "hit it." (Is that something that you're into?) Never mind. I'm going now. How a guy who fires ion charges twice the speed of sound Can drag his feet so horribly when ladies come around Is a mystery. Well, listen, Both of us can be persistent. And I'll win regard at some point No matter how much I must hound. 'Cause you're worth it. I've been serving at your side for quite a while, And I know your strength and courage and inimitable style. Plus you're cute when you're annoyed. You do this nose thing I enjoy. (I'm the CO. I can say that.) Please, just take it with a smile. Kitty cat, kitty cat - ow ow okay I'm done stop it stop it do not take another step toward the armory! Let's have it out with wrestling? No? Insubordinate twit. This conversation is not over. Lol! Love it! He does have a way of taking orders without losing his "I'm in charge" attitude. And teasing him is a lot of fun cause he either scowls at you or hits you right back. Dang, now I need to go play my 2nd trooper.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) Okay, I just came out of an hour of - I kid you not - a meeting on some other team's difficulty in bounding the parameter optimization of a pulse phasing linearity problem. Believe me, even when it makes sense it's boring. The only thing that kept me awake was...well, here, have some more odes to our male companions! No plot spoilers, but I use the tags because this post is getting silly long. Guss Tuno (whom I would totally flirt with just for the bashful-awkward factor):The finest con I ever dared Caught me a fish on Hoth - I swear! And Guss, you're just the sweetest clown I could've asked to have around. What, there's trouble? They'll be sorry They crossed this Mon Calamari. You're a mean Jedi, I can tell! You and me will give 'em hell (Hell to catch us while we run, But hey, if we're alive, we won!) It's true a lightsaber won't suit Stow it before you spear your foot You're still the meanest Jedi here. So look out, enemies, and fear! I know there's other fish at sea But Guss, there's only one for me. Andronikos Revel:You'll pick your own battles or go on the run, Each new day illumined by alien suns You'll always be free, be you near, be you far, There's nothing will stop you from skimming the stars. For vengeance or pleasure, you'll relish the thrill, The rush of the fight and the joy of the kill. Each exploit leaves plunder and stories and scars And fortune and fame and a sky full of stars. You look to your life and I'll look to my own, But don't think for a moment you're not seen and known. Andronikos, let me stay here in your arms, With nothing around us but silence and stars. Lieutenant Pierce:Left Left Left, right, left Black Ops, they will stay in line (Black Ops, they will stay in line) They'll draw it, then obey just fine (Draw it, then obey just fine) Point the way and let 'im free (Point the way and let 'im free) Your will be done, and violently (Will be done, and violently) Left Left Left, right, left Mark the target, buckle up (Mark the target, buckle up) No one delivers quite this much (One delivers quite this much) Believe me, he's got skills to show ('lieve me, he's got skills to show) Name time and place, he's good to go (Time and place, he's good to go) Left Left Left, right, left Killer smile, smokin' bod (Killer smile, smokin' bod) Voice that's sexier than God (Voice that's sexier than God) Name the play, he'll follow through (Name the play, he'll follow through) He'll show you fun like Black Ops do (Show you fun like Black Ops do) Sure and steady, any day (Sure and steady any day) Lieutenant Pierce is here to stay! (Lieutenant Pierce is here to stay!) Left Left Left, right, pounce (Was wondering when you'd get 'round to that, milord.) Hope you enjoy Edited May 31, 2012 by bright_ephemera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentKitty Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Love those songs =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) I can't neglect Vector. Both he and Scourge almost merit some classy formal structure, like villanelles or sonnets or especially clever limericks, but here's what I've got for now: I'd love to see your resume: "Man. Ninja. Envoy. Bug." The fact you're not wholly insane Suggests the Killik hug Is not as bad as advertised. I think we can agree Your Joining was a benefit - Still, better you than me. You are unique, I'll grant you that, And subtle, smart, and kind, And handsome in a way...okay, You have been on my mind. I love to watch your depthless eyes, Hear your melodic voice, And lose myself in finding you - As if I had a choice. If half the world had half your grace, This galaxy would change. Your humor, strength and selflessness Help whole worlds rearrange. Your own world's made of poems, writ In auras I can't see. You've seen and tasted, oh, so much, Yet choose to be with me. I love you. But your buddies can Strain patience. So, my sweet, Please keep them from the stock room? Temple's too grossed out to eat. And watch for Doctor Lokin, He's been sampling left and right. I DO NOT WANT to find one day He got the transform right. In any case, dear Vector, I'm happier with you Than I could be elsewhere, ever. I will gladly say "I do." Edited May 29, 2012 by bright_ephemera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 I can't neglect Vector. Both he and Scourge almost merit some classy formal structure, like villanelles or sonnets or especially clever limericks, but here's what I've got for now: I'd love to see your resume: "Man. Ninja. Envoy. Bug." The fact you're not wholly insane Suggests the Killik hug Is not as bad as advertised. I think we can agree Your Joining was a benefit - Still, better you than me. You are unique, I'll grant you that, And subtle, smart, and kind, And handsome in a way...okay, You have been on my mind. I love to watch your depthless eyes, Hear your melodic voice, And lose myself in finding you - As if I had a choice. If half the world had half your grace, This galaxy would change. Your humor, strength and selflessness Help whole worlds rearrange. Your own world's made of poems, writ In auras I can't see. You've seen and tasted, oh, so much, Yet choose to be with me. I love you. But your buddies can Strain patience. So, my sweet, Please keep them from the stock room? Temple's too grossed out to eat. And watch for Doctor Lokin, He's been sampling left and right. I DO NOT WANT to find one day He got the transform right. In any case, dear Vector, I'm happier with you Than I could be elsewhere, ever. I will gladly say "I do." squeeeee <3 much more creative than my ditties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 squeeeee <3 much more creative than my ditties I love to read yours! I get my creativity fix on these forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FyveS Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Okay, I just came out of an hour of - I kid you not - a meeting on some other team's difficulty in bounding the parameter optimization of a pulse phasing linearity problem. Believe me, even when it makes sense it's boring. The only thing that kept me awake was...well, here, have some more odes to our male companions! No plot spoilers, but I use the tags because this post is getting silly long. Lieutenant Pierce:Left Left Left, right, left Black Ops, they will stay in line (Black Ops, they will stay in line) They'll draw it, then obey just fine (Draw it, then obey just fine) Point the way and let 'im free (Point the way and let 'im free) Your will be done, and violently (Will be done, and violently) Left Left Left, right, left Mark the target, buckle up (Mark the target, buckle up) No one delivers quite this much (One delivers quite this much) Believe me, he's got skills to show ('lieve me, he's got skills to show) Name time and place, he's good to go (Time and place, he's good to go) Left Left Left, right, left Killer smile, smokin' bod (Killer smile, smokin' bod) Voice that's sexier than God (Voice that's sexier than God) Name the play, he'll follow through (Name the play, he'll follow through) He'll show you fun like Black Ops do (Show you fun like Black Ops do) Sure and steady, any day (Sure and steady any day) Lieutenant Pierce is here to stay! (Lieutenant Pierce is here to stay!) Left Left Left, right, pounce (Was wondering when you'd get 'round to that, milord.) Hope you enjoy ****! I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU! You made Pierce's a cadence and it rocks! Thank you! Edited May 30, 2012 by FyveS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) The remaining two romanceable men I've personally met. No spoilers in either one. Corso: Well, Ord Mantell was just a job. Lost blasters. Gained some kid. Why come with me? I'll never know. But boy, I'm glad he did. He's got the guns, but also knows When not to try to start. And gold could learn a thing or two from Corso's boundless heart. No matter what the trouble is, He'll go the extra mile. I've yet to see the planet's sun That outshines Corso's smile. So come on, farmboy, buckle up There's worlds out there to roam So long as you stay by my side We're both already home. and Doc, who spent a solid 48 hours percolating in the back of my mind before I could find a start for this: I knew you were trouble the minute we met, At best such a charmer is hard to forget At worst - well, you see, Here we are, you and me, And a bed that's not half worn-out yet. If laughter is medicine, Doc, you're a pro If smiles are a balm, you distribute it so All you meet would be cured. Half your work's the right word And the other half's skill (this you know.) I know that your flirting is far from exclusive, But you offer something that's magic, elusive, The right kind of grin And a broad hint of sin - Let's go render those hints more conclusive. So there is this much I can easily say: I am hooked. Good or bad, I can't wish that away. Is it foolish to hope That someday we'll elope? Honey, somehow I'll get you to stay. Edited May 30, 2012 by bright_ephemera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralei Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 ... it's getting weird n here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 ... it's getting weird n here.... the estrogen levels are over 9000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralei Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Sexiest looking is Malavai. That face is gorgeous. I've made a few male characters with it Props to the artist. Most interesting and fulfilling is Vector. He's so strange and mysterious. I started very dark on my IA and he made me change my ways. When he complained at me that killing people without mercy "wasn't in harmony with the song of the universe" or something like that.... my IA was so ashamed of herself. His voice actor is also amazing. Torian is a joke, he sounds like he's going to bust into tears at all times and with that Beiber 'do...... no thanks. I feel like a pedo. Corso's accent is terrible. I'm from Tennessee so he feels like a mean caricature. His customizations aren't good either. And my god just have sex with me already you freaking puritan. I'm really not going to beg. I sexed up men on every planet just to spite him. Andronikos and Doc are just so roll your eyes corny I couldn't take them seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Most interesting and fulfilling is Vector. He's so strange and mysterious. I started very dark on my IA and he made me change my ways. When he complained at me that killing people without mercy "wasn't in harmony with the song of the universe" or something like that.... my IA was so ashamed of herself. His voice actor is also amazing. those big black beady puppy eyes really do wonders..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Most interesting and fulfilling is Vector. He's so strange and mysterious. I started very dark on my IA and he made me change my ways. When he complained at me that killing people without mercy "wasn't in harmony with the song of the universe" or something like that.... my IA was so ashamed of herself. His voice actor is also amazing. No kidding! I remember the "not in harmony" line from a certain very irritating plot sequence. I kill a guy, Vector says that, and I immediately repented. What the hell, man? I'm trying to have an edgy desperate psychological breakdown here! Stop grabbing me by the heartstrings and ordering me to be nice again! ...*sigh*...I'll be harmonious. For you, I will.* * This is a dirty lie. I brought out Kaliyo and continued my rampage. But Vector genuinely made me feel bad. As for Malavai's face...he's a good-looking guy, no doubt, but I find it hilarious that he uses no more than 30% of all possible facial animations. When I meet other NPCs with that face they keep showing emotion that Quinn is just entirely incapable of. His unvarying scowl-neutral-scowl rotation is perversely endearing. Edited May 30, 2012 by bright_ephemera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) To end the series, two forbidden loves. No spoilers. Scourge: You're bad*** and sexy, Lord Scourge I confess, I've developed the urge To cure your ennui Very amorously... Just call me the love thaumaturge. (It's not my fault nothing rhymes with "Scourge.") Khem Val: I have a thing for older men. I keep my standards high. I figure only a Dashade Is sure to satisfy. Khem Val is perfect for my needs And my ambition too. His arrogance ranks next to mine His power's close, it's true. I beat him. I demand respect. I'm more than I may seem. And now where once was hateful spite I've slowly earned esteem. So, Khem, if you've a heart to take It's one more thing I'll steal From powers well before my time For triumphs new and real. And with that, I'm tapped out! That's all the male companions I am or was fond of: Quinn, Talos, Jorgan, Guss, Andronikos, Pierce, Vector, Corso, Doc, Scourge, Khem Val. Now that I look at it, I realize I've run only one of these romances to completion. Love's a funny thing. Edited May 30, 2012 by bright_ephemera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirandel Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 The remaining two romanceable men I've personally met. No spoilers in either one. You have not meet Zenith?! Aww... So, no poem for him. And I was so looking forward to it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakinandroid Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Sexiest? I'd say Vector and Torian. Sweetest? Corso Riggs The one that matches my toon best? Torian and corso, the female bounty hunter and smuggler romance story is the only ones that makes sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediElf Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 As for Malavai's face...he's a good-looking guy, no doubt, but I find it hilarious that he uses no more than 30% of all possible facial animations. When I meet other NPCs with that face they keep showing emotion that Quinn is just entirely incapable of. His unvarying scowl-neutral-scowl rotation is perversely endearing. It really, really is! Not to mention the adorable little mole on his cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalterien Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 It really, really is! Not to mention the adorable little mole on his cheek. Oh.. and those eyes... mmmmm... those blue blue eyes... *sigh* @Ephemera, Thanks for all those poems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 And with that, I'm tapped out! That's all the male companions I am or was fond of: Quinn, Talos, Jorgan, Guss, Andronikos, Pierce, Vector, Corso, Doc, Scourge, Khem Val. I am in awe of your talent. I can't rhyme worth crap, lol. Good job!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 lol quinns mole... i keep thinking of that austin powers scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Thanks for all your kind words on the poems! It was crazy fun writing those And I always look forward to other people's compositions! With some of these guys there's always more to rave about. For those of you who were wondering exactly how hard a Warrior can hammer poor Quinn in one of his first scenes, I have an exhaustive exploration of every possible way you can [Flirt] with him during the Balmorran Arms Factory briefing: Or if you'd rather see him in cool, calculating, villainous, and devastatingly sexy mode, you can have his moment of triumph at the end of Balmorra: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirandel Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Dear Quinn-lovers, why on earth I do not see you in that thread? http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=323726 P.S. bright_ephemera I still hope you will play JC one day and write something about Zenith For our club of sadness. Edited May 30, 2012 by Mirandel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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