Valketh Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) Yo other noobs want to nerf this 'n nerf that, well step aside noobs 'cause I want to nerf everything humanly possible! I don't QQ about anything! Nerf everyone and nerf everything! I don't QQ I just don't give a crap about anything! I don't QQ about nerfing anything! People care about crap, I say nerf everything! Nerf you, nerf me, nerf the sky, nerf trees, nerf the sun I don't need heat or vitamin D! And nerf toasters I don't need to cook my bread, and nerf coasters I use a little plate instead. And nerf roosters with your useless ****-a-doodle-doo, we invented alarm clocks we no longer need you. I don't QQ about chairs I prefer to stand, and nerf air conditioners I got a ceiling fan! And nerf the movie "The Fan" starring Wesley Snipes, "Demolitionman" is the only Snipes movie I like. And nerf liking crap. I don't even like the stuff that I like. I don't QQ about not liking all the crap I don't like, like tissues, nerf 'em I blow my nose on the couch, and nerf my nostrils and my sense of smell I'll just breathe through my mouth. Don't QQ about lag, nerf time instead, milliseconds are too short and minutes are a joke, and nerf hours they should be a half-hour at most! And nerf coasts I don't give a crap about where water meets land! And nerf boats 'cause you float you think you're so freaking bad. And nerf jokes I don't need to be funny all time, my companion has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but I don't QQ about anything, just nerf everyone and nerf everything. ~~ This goes out to all the nerf herders and their endless QQ's Edited February 1, 2012 by Valketh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Processloh Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 So very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhauric Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 *laughs* Man, if I could hit 'Like' on a post I would do it in a second for this one. Thanks for the early morning laugh. So true. These forums are getting ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SabonXS Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Yo other noobs want to nerf this 'n nerf that, well step aside noobs 'cause I want to nerf everything humanly possible! I don't QQ about anything! Nerf everyone and nerf everything! I don't QQ I just don't give a crap about anything! I don't QQ about nerfing anything! People care about crap, I say nerf everything! Nerf you, nerf me, nerf the sky, nerf trees, nerf the sun I don't need heat or vitamin D! And nerf toasters I don't need to cook my bread, and nerf coasters I use a little plate instead. And nerf roosters with your useless ****-a-doodle-doo, we invented alarm clocks we no longer need you. I don't QQ about chairs I prefer to stand, and nerf air conditioners I got a ceiling fan! And nerf the movie "The Fan" starring Wesley Snipes, "Demolitionman" is the only Snipes movie I like. And nerf liking crap. I don't even like the stuff that I like. I don't QQ about not liking all the crap I don't like, like tissues, nerf 'em I blow my nose on the couch, and nerf my nostrils and my sense of smell I'll just breathe through my mouth. Don't QQ about lag, nerf time instead, milliseconds are too short and minutes are a joke, and nerf hours they should be a half-hour at most! And nerf coasts I don't give a crap about where water meets land! And nerf boats 'cause you float you think you're so freaking bad. And nerf jokes I don't need to be funny all time, my companion has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but I don't QQ about anything, just nerf everyone and nerf everything. ~~ This goes out to all the nerf herders and their endless QQ's Is this too long to be part of a sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FubarJeb Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Truely epic, I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Darkstar Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 And nerf the movie "The Fan" starring Wesley Snipes, "Demolitionman" is the only Snipes movie I like. Best line I have ever read lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avianpixie Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) It's funny. Unfortunately i'm a Jon Lajoie fan so it's not *that* funny. Edited February 1, 2012 by Avianpixie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwalker Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalawaJoko Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I want to nerf everything humanly possible! Are you sure humanity could deal with such a nerf considering the already overwhelming idiotism that is controlling the world? Or maybe there is nothing more to lose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomness Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Am I the only one who started unconsciously putting this to music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangenobi Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 very nice post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namw Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 This is rap right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReFlexionn Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Nerf this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eezme Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Oh please nerf everything but me. thanks <any company name>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valketh Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 It's funny. Unfortunately i'm a Jon Lajoie fan so it's not *that* funny. You win! I'm a huge Jon Lajoie fan myself and figured changing a few lyrics would easily fit the point I was trying to make. Anyone who thinks this is remotely funny, check out Jon Lajoie on youtube and do a search for F*** Everything. Good day all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alifaraaz Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 You win! I'm a huge Jon Lajoie fan myself and figured changing a few lyrics would easily fit the point I was trying to make. Anyone who thinks this is remotely funny, check out Jon Lajoie on youtube and do a search for F*** Everything. Good day all! I feel like I seen that on Rude Tube a while back it sounded kinda familiar. Funny stuff though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amonre Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Am I the only one who started unconsciously putting this to music? I was trying to catch the tune to rap to. OP, find a song that has a good beat to go with this and you'll have struck gold. Edit: Apparently, that song by John Lajoie is the background music. =P Edited February 2, 2012 by amonre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taneisha Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Can we petition to have this made into a sticky, seriously LOL made my day! I am going to point everyone and anyone to this thread who QQs today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valketh Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 Glad I could make a few people laugh and at the same time make a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandewater Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 It would probably be more hilarious...if it wasn't so damn true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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