IamPanda Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) This is the thread where you post what Sith or Jedi would never ever say to each other... This one is probably going to be the worst one but ill go for it: Jedi: Hey you over there! Can you help me? Sith: Oh sure what with? Ok, that was the worst example ever. Go ahead and try to come up with a better one... probably it won't be hard. P.S. this is my first post ever.... Edited January 22, 2012 by IamPanda Spelling error Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartalectwo Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 "Nice robe!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVarrak Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Jedi: Hey, uh, what you doin later? Sith: Umm, nothing. Nothing diabolical at all. Jedi: Dang dude, I'm so bored. Sith: Hmm, have you been to Korriban? There's some pretty cool stuff there man, like beasts and tombs, you could roleplay Indiana Jones! Jedi: That sounds fricken sweet! *hops in ship to Korriban* Sith: Excellent! Mwuahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonSM Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) Sith: "Morning Former Jedi Master that made me go dark! I was wondering if you wanted to asist me in abolishing this planet! Jedi: "Sure thing former Padawan! Edited January 22, 2012 by BrandonSM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mminczes Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) Sith: "Morning Former Jedi Master that made me go dark! I was wondering abolish this planet! Jedi: "Sure thing former Padawan! Is that english? Edited January 22, 2012 by mminczes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamPanda Posted January 22, 2012 Author Share Posted January 22, 2012 Anybody else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XjediXrf Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 1.Lets be friends.2.I love you. And thats all I got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krijgsheer Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) "Your lightsaber crystal matches your eyes." Edited January 22, 2012 by Krijgsheer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anticept Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Nice shoes. Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me. Damn i still have wookiehairs in my mouth. My spaceship or yours ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AHouston Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Are those real? Nice implants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bliapis Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 " You lightsaber is bigger than mine!" "The Schwartz is strong with this one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tullianus Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 "You wanna go and get a parfait?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathlight- Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Jedi: "I regret it has to come to this" (draws his lightsaber).Sith: "Right, me too, let's discuss this instead"Jedi: "???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dargen Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 "you catch the knicks game" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephallim Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Jedi: "I regret it has to come to this" (draws his lightsaber). Sith: "Right, me too, let's discuss this instead" Jedi: "???" That's basically the climax of the Sith Warrior's first chapter if you go light side XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathlight- Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 That's basically the climax of the Sith Warrior's first chapter if you go light side XD Sounds good, I heard the story is pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephallim Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sounds good, I heard the story is pretty good. I thought it lost a lot of steam after that, but I'll withhold judgement until I finish my class story. On topic. Jedi: Okay, I admit. Black is really flattering on you. Sith: And honestly, brown is totally your color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonmoss Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Jedi Knight: "Stop fiend, I will crush you with the-" Sith Inquisitor: "One second, sorry for interrupting, my zipper is stuck. Are you really going to kill me while my zipper is down? That doesn't seem to honorable. Jedi Knight: "Ah... well... I guess I could give you a minute to get situated... with your *clears throat* situation. Wow, you really got it caught in there huh?" SI: "Yea, not feeling too great, can't use the Force on this one, you know what I mean? Ah crap I'm bleeding, you think I could borrow some of your robes, I'm really gushing here." JK: "Wow, ummm, yea... I guess *hands the Sith the robe* You know what? Just keep it, just, just keep it." SI: "You sure? I mean I could wash it." JK: "NO! I mean... no, really, thank you but no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironskillit Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 *Knock on Sith door* *Sith answers door* Jedi: "Hello sir. I'm from the Galatic Jedi Counsel and I'm here to spread the word about the light side of the force." Sith: "Again? Look you guys came by yesterday and I already said I'm a devout dark side force user." *Sith and Jedi at a bar* Sith: "So I read this trilogy the other week about a mutated ewok. (2 hours later) Anyway long story short, he actually dropped this all powerful ring into the lava just because it might make him bad." Jedi: "So... was it a gay erotic story? Because those two ewoks sound like they REALLY like each other." Sith: "I've already told you, I AM the dark side of the force!" Jedi: "Just think of the light side as -diet dark force-. You can still be bad, but people think your doing it for a good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EngineerDavid Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sith: "So what's your oppinion about George Lucas calling it quits?" Jedi: "Oh no, I am not going there!!! Then I'd rather fight!" -Draws Lightsaber and attacks- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienstalker Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Sith female: Hey Jedi. { bats eyelashes} Wanna come to the dark side and be a bad boy. Jedi: Uh sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTouristt Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Jedi: It's over, I have the high ground. Sith: You underestimate my power! Oh wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicGurl Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Sith: "I will crush your bones! And then drink your blood!" Jedi: "Um... won't that give you indigestion?" Sith (shrugs): "Not as bad as when I ate that Gungan last week. The gas alone could have wiped out the entire Dark Council..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtmach Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 "The force sure sucks eh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OatsRawr Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Flip a coin, heads i stab you, tails you stab me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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