Evin Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 11. Actual balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SushaBrancaleone Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 xxxvii) : My companion should be Silvio Berlusconi, possibly portrayed as a charicaturized deformed gnome and i should be able to dress him as the gimp (from pulp fiction) and carry him around on a leash. I also want to recieve +5 friendship/reputation with him every time i kick him. how did you guess I'm italian???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarinth Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 You have to be very careful to specify gender there.... Possibly might also want to think of an age limit.. 72 spinsters incoming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tijuanabill Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware: 4. A Shrubbery. Not in game. A real one. Mailed to me before the 20th. But, But, some players will get access to the shrubbery sooner! My shrubbery will feel bad about itself if this is allowed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammarye Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 17. Lightsaber crystals to be available in both striped & polka dot varieties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedKremlin Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Possibly might also want to think of an age limit.. 72 spinsters incoming... Screw it, that seems like entirely too much work. I just want a flamethrower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavot Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Instead of a subscription, BW/EA should pay me $15 a month to play their game. I mean, really, it's all about keeping me entertained amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammarye Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 18. Replacement of the facepalm emote with a lifelike voiced replica of Captain Picard explaining how stupid that person has just been - whilst also facepalming, of course. 19. In honour of launching on the 20th, 19 must be replaced with 20. Everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavell Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 453) SubParagraph A.) Sonic Screwdriver to replace all known "Mission Items" in inventory. Ex. Hi, my cat has gone missing in the Spice Mines of Kessel, will you go retrieve it and return it to me here on Tattooine? -=-=-Use Sonic Screwdriver-=-=- /Give Lady cat /Profit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuriostone Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 17. Lightsaber crystals to be available in both striped & polka dot varieties. Oh ****. I need an argyle lightsaber too please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain_b Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 8. A Pony. I already asked for a Pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outotoro Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 Official Response from the Original Poster A - Okay, the Ship should be one that we can morph into either the Enterprise (whichever brand we like), Death Star, a Star Destroyer, or Tardis. Anyone who gets the Black Pearl gets laughed at for breaking Genre... I mean... come on, that's not vaccuum worthy. B - Many of the additional demands are quite good. Especially the idea of me getting paid to play the game, and also the ability to wipe anyone who picks a name I had wanted. Let me add an additional point: 20. All the copies of the collectors edition that have been threatened to be cancelled should be sent to me - especially the ones belonging to the people who pre-ordered multiple copies of the collectors edition. I mean, I don't know why I would need multiple statues, but apparently pre-ordering 3 CE means that you are awesome. Therefore, I demand at least 50 Darth Malgus status to be sent to me. Plus at least 25 Master Shan statues. Get to work on making those. + + + + + + + + + + As a note, I do not have a guild, otherwise y'all could be in it. But I think I might be interested in forming one for the not so serious -- one that could span multiple servers. I suggest the following: If you have a sense of humor, form and/or join on your server: Republic - Unfulfilled Demands Imperial - Unmet Demands If I see these, I'll try and join. Like I said - I'm not on yet... because I was foolish and didn't enter my code when I got it. Oh well. But I'll join in your unfulfilled or unmet demands =o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wynternight Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 20. My Inquisitor is to be given a Timey-Wimey detector that goes ding when there's stuff. It shall also boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torvera Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 1) A Lightherring.... a lot like a lightsaber but better Its a Herring! 2) The ability to pickle my Lightherring 3) My spaceship should be the restraunt at the end of the universe where its allways Christmas and the dancers in the show go topless 4) All dancers in the game have a piece of clothing missing that would intrest the gender and sexual prefrence of the person playing the game... not to hard right? 7) Give the gunslinger /chew /spitinspitton /smoke emotes... it may cause cancer but heck they ARE gunslingers 8) Honnor Harrington as my Jedi (knight or counselor) companion 9) Sith (warriors and inquisitors) get the /behead emote and the head pops off the offending NPC 10) Anyone who gets to lvl 4 Darkside gets access to emote above using their main weapon 11) Maids a singing 12) A partridge in a plum tree... Im hungry and plum sauce is better than pear sauce 42) the answer to life the universe and everything if you get #42.... *applaud* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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