So this guy was planning on having a party and asked if all the people coming could pitch some money at the door. On the day of the party, he started a couple hours earlier than he had originally stated which meant the party would be longer for all the people showing up.
I totally showed up at like 11:30pm with $50 and got so mad when I found out everyone drank all the beer and ate all the pretzels. I mean, really. I brought $50, you'd think someone would've save stuff for me.
May not be spot on, but I'm sure you people get the idea.