Dreadspectre Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 (edited) I find myself, once again, in the midst of another Imp vs. Imp Huttball match. I'm in the center area slogging it out with various riff raff, sc****** gore off my boots from the ever plentiful amounts of Sorcs to kill, when I hear an old familiar sound... *Bzzzz Shink Shink* There I am..a WARRIOR..on the ground like a ***** getting stabbed by some little minx..ya you know the ones, the ones with the type 1-2 bodies and brunette hair, probly made by the loneliest of geeks in their parents basements with some lame excuse like "I'd rather stare at a girls butt all day hurr." So I look down at my health bar as it vanishes, quickly see that I'm down to half HP, but oh? Whats this? I have Unleash, Push AND Choke off CD? It is on. I stand up with my Warrior bad assness, turn around calmly and push that little sloot into the oh so conveniently placed acid pit. I then walk, not run(real men walk), over to the pit. I said to myself, "Is Dralnu Dreadspectre, gonna have to choke a *****?" The answer of course, was Yes. I proceeded to choke the infidel in my phantom grip, and when her life was allmmoooossst gone....I Forced Screamed very loudly at her. The critically loud roar apparently exploded her head and she died. The moral of the story my friends, is that while yes, sometimes even Warriors fall prey to these little shady so and so's, there are times when we get the glory. And oh...it is so...so satisfying. Share your stories my friends, tell everyone of your glorious triumphs when in the clutches of certain defeat. Edited January 9, 2012 by Dreadspectre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playdohqt Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 You call these 'guys' geeks? and this is what you post? From the clutches of defeat PUH-LEASE NIG NOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eerazer Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 as a warrior, i find this entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadspectre Posted January 9, 2012 Author Share Posted January 9, 2012 Well at least one person enjoyed it. I was hoping for more tales of ownage from my fellow Warriors/Knights out there though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtrunks Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptCan Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Amazing, gave me a good laugh, thank you sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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