ObiShwan Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 This is BULLCRAP. I preordered in late November and now I am being told by a number crunching nerd that I MAY NOT EVEN GET ACCESS UNTIL THE 19TH??? Why is BioWare toying with my emotions? Don't they know this is a sensitive issue and that everyone needs to get in early? And to top it off I am being told that the SERVERS HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED? Heres a list of things that were done in anticipation for EGA. 1. Broke up with GF2. Sent dog to pound3. Called work and said I had pertussis and would be out for 10 days4. Stocked up on energy drinks, hot pockets, cup o noodles, coke zero, and medication for bed sores.5. Disabled my phone What did I do these things for? NOTHING. By the time I get the stupid game it'll be the 19th and everyone will be level 50 with sick bro gear. Thanks for trampling my heart and crushing my spirits. I don't even know what I'm going to do now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedPigeon Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshalleck Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Star Wars related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raximillian Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 You forgot the bucket under the desk so you do not have to take bio breaks... And you call yourself a gamer??? pfff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirbend Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 The sad thing with posts like these, is that there probably was someone who did something similar to this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airwren Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 This is BULLCRAP. I preordered in late November and now I am being told by a number crunching nerd that I MAY NOT EVEN GET ACCESS UNTIL THE 19TH??? Why is BioWare toying with my emotions? Don't they know this is a sensitive issue and that everyone needs to get in early? And to top it off I am being told that the SERVERS HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED? Heres a list of things that were done in anticipation for EGA. 1. Broke up with GF 2. Sent dog to pound 3. Called work and said I had pertussis and would be out for 10 days 4. Stocked up on energy drinks, hot pockets, cup o noodles, coke zero, and medication for bed sores. 5. Disabled my phone What did I do these things for? NOTHING. By the time I get the stupid game it'll be the 19th and everyone will be level 50 with sick bro gear. Thanks for trampling my heart and crushing my spirits. I don't even know what I'm going to do now... Lmao, I came in expecting to have to flame you and ended up pleasantly surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choxor Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 haha @ sick bro gear. That just made my night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varkantos Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Good show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenatic Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Where are the words fairness, morals, lawsuit and quitting? bad post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodella Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 This is BULLCRAP. I preordered in late November and now I am being told by a number crunching nerd that I MAY NOT EVEN GET ACCESS UNTIL THE 19TH??? Why is BioWare toying with my emotions? Don't they know this is a sensitive issue and that everyone needs to get in early? And to top it off I am being told that the SERVERS HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED? Heres a list of things that were done in anticipation for EGA. 1. Broke up with GF 2. Sent dog to pound 3. Called work and said I had pertussis and would be out for 10 days 4. Stocked up on energy drinks, hot pockets, cup o noodles, coke zero, and medication for bed sores. 5. Disabled my phone What did I do these things for? NOTHING. By the time I get the stupid game it'll be the 19th and everyone will be level 50 with sick bro gear. Thanks for trampling my heart and crushing my spirits. I don't even know what I'm going to do now... WOW, this is my favorite, so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinIONengines Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dude, I told you not to club those baby seals. Kharma is a cruel mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackpfree Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 we are the 99%! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinjedi Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) this is bullcrap. I preordered in late november and now i am being told by a number crunching nerd that i may not even get access until the 19th??? Why is bioware toying with my emotions? Don't they know this is a sensitive issue and that everyone needs to get in early? And to top it off i am being told that the servers have been corrupted? Heres a list of things that were done in anticipation for ega. 1. Broke up with gf 2. Sent dog to pound 3. Called work and said i had pertussis and would be out for 10 days 4. Stocked up on energy drinks, hot pockets, cup o noodles, coke zero, and medication for bed sores. 5. Disabled my phone what did i do these things for? Nothing. By the time i get the stupid game it'll be the 19th and everyone will be level 50 with sick bro gear. Thanks for trampling my heart and crushing my spirits. I don't even know what i'm going to do now... I approved this message! Edited December 14, 2011 by Justinjedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalebG Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 4. Stocked up on energy drinks, hot pockets, cup o noodles, coke zero, and medication for bed sores. If you didn't do #1, you could have the subject of #1 to do #4 for you! But since that's done, might I suggest replacing girlfriend with mother? I saw it worked rather well in that WoW themed episode of Southpark. But being Asian, I can't. I probably would get a flaming fist of fury into the nether regions; even Chun Li ain't got nothing on my mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JekTerrik Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 This is BULLCRAP. I preordered in late November and now I am being told by a number crunching nerd that I MAY NOT EVEN GET ACCESS UNTIL THE 19TH??? Why is BioWare toying with my emotions? Don't they know this is a sensitive issue and that everyone needs to get in early? And to top it off I am being told that the SERVERS HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED? Heres a list of things that were done in anticipation for EGA. 1. Broke up with GF 2. Sent dog to pound 3. Called work and said I had pertussis and would be out for 10 days 4. Stocked up on energy drinks, hot pockets, cup o noodles, coke zero, and medication for bed sores. 5. Disabled my phone What did I do these things for? NOTHING. By the time I get the stupid game it'll be the 19th and everyone will be level 50 with sick bro gear. Thanks for trampling my heart and crushing my spirits. I don't even know what I'm going to do now... Every time I see a post list this, it makes me wonder why making KOTOR an MMO was a good idea. You sir, are a prime example of why I play single player games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naerys Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Do they still make Coke Zero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solabysz Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 haha @ sick bro gear. That just made my night! Same. There's a special place in my heart for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeborn Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 This is BULLCRAP. I preordered in late November and.... Cry me a river... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavisk Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 well if all else fails, after he looses his job he can become a comedian. Most hotels have free wi-fi so he could still play and rage some more with new content for us to laugh at while he's doing shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kassamina Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 this is pure win and that youtube video was priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinIONengines Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Every time I see a post list this, it makes me wonder why making KOTOR an MMO was a good idea. You sir, are a prime example of why I play single player games. You may want to consider a MMO. Interacting with people will help you learn this thing called sarcasm. It's a form of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aowar Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 This is BULLCRAP. I preordered in late November and now I am being told by a number crunching nerd that I MAY NOT EVEN GET ACCESS UNTIL THE 19TH??? Why is BioWare toying with my emotions? Don't they know this is a sensitive issue and that everyone needs to get in early? And to top it off I am being told that the SERVERS HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED? Heres a list of things that were done in anticipation for EGA. 1. Broke up with GF 2. Sent dog to pound 3. Called work and said I had pertussis and would be out for 10 days 4. Stocked up on energy drinks, hot pockets, cup o noodles, coke zero, and medication for bed sores. 5. Disabled my phone What did I do these things for? NOTHING. By the time I get the stupid game it'll be the 19th and everyone will be level 50 with sick bro gear. Thanks for trampling my heart and crushing my spirits. I don't even know what I'm going to do now... I call shenanigans. You didn't have a GF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastyTheWhite Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 You may want to consider a MMO. Interacting with people will help you learn this thing called sarcasm. It's a form of humor. rbaficcwqgtm. P.S. ^ = rocking back and forth in computer chair whilst quietly giggling to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDeRagnus Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 this is bullcrap. I preordered in late november and now i am being told by a number crunching nerd that i may not even get access until the 19th??? Why is bioware toying with my emotions? Don't they know this is a sensitive issue and that everyone needs to get in early? And to top it off i am being told that the servers have been corrupted? Heres a list of things that were done in anticipation for ega. 1. Broke up with gf 2. Sent dog to pound 3. Called work and said i had pertussis and would be out for 10 days 4. Stocked up on energy drinks, hot pockets, cup o noodles, coke zero, and medication for bed sores. 5. Disabled my phone what did i do these things for? Nothing. By the time i get the stupid game it'll be the 19th and everyone will be level 50 with sick bro gear. Thanks for trampling my heart and crushing my spirits. I don't even know what i'm going to do now... i ain't even mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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