Sure hit me with your best shot.
1. Some of us actually have jobs and even though we can access the inernet playing a game at work would be frowned upon. To qoute you "BANG"!
2. I am happy with the game so far and I am an adult, I am most likely 3 times your age as you come across like my 13 year old nephew. Again to qoute you "BANG 2"!
If you dont like the game thats fine it's your dime. But some people I for one enjoy the game and can understand the ligistics of a MMO launch and the problems they all come with.