Class: Ewok mercenary
Role: Star fighter pilot
Faction: any
Armor: fur
Weapons: wooden spear, rocks, uncontrollable fully auto blaster pistol
AC: A translator droid falling into disrepair
Mount: A tauntaun
Star ship: anything he can get his hands on
Story: Become the best star fighter pilot in the galaxy, and kill competition
Optional Story: Run willy-nilly around the galaxy infiltrating enemy lines with your teddy-bear like appearance, then cause massive mayhem.
Optional Story 2: Annoy anyone and everyone in any-way possible, with the help of your translator droid that isn't properly programed for the Ewok language