So which Paris you from then?
Paris, Arkansas
Paris, California
Paris, Idaho
Paris, Illinois
Paris, Indiana
Paris, Iowa
Paris, Kentucky
Paris, Maine
Paris, Michigan
Paris, Mississippi
Paris, Missouri
Paris, New York
Paris, Ohio
Paris, Oregon
Paris, Pennsylvania
Paris, Tennessee
Paris, Virginia
You couldn't possibly be from Paris, France. Pfft. Who lives in that rinky dink town.