Banderal Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Apologies in advance, but every time I hear people talking about premades, or I see a bunch of the same guild-tags in a match, I can't help but think of "We got us a Premade!", sang like the song "Convoy". So, I just had to get this out of my system. ================================================ Ah breaker one-nine, this here’s the Rubber Sorc. You gotta copy on me Pig Tech, c’mon? Ah, yea, 10-4, Rubber Sorc, fer sure, fer sure. By golly, it’s clean clear through to 65’s, c’mon. Yeah, that’s a big 10-4 there Pig Tech, yeah, we definitely got the pug pubs on the other side, so lets join up good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a PREMADE! Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June, The Sorc was spec’d for heals. He’d queued alone, was gettin boned, Not a sign in site of peels. Then a tank backfilled from his own guild He knew it was time to go to town “Pig Tech, this here’s Rubber Sorc, Let’s go and put the hammer down.” Cause we got a little premade Rockin through the queues Yeah, we got a little premade, And we gonna stomp all over you Come on and join our premade, Ain’t nothing gonna get in our way, We gonna roll this premade, ‘Cross the servers of the U-S-A. PREMADE! Ah breaker, Pig Tech, this here’s the Sorc. You mind inviting Sagebuster into the group. Yeah, those pubs are thinking about getting smart and focusing on me. Getting a bit tense in these matches. By the time we got to the Hypergates, we had 3 in group in all. But the other side was stacking FOTM, They had sages wall-to-wall. Yeah, them consulars is thick as bugs on a bumber, they even had one with a grudge I says, “Callin all mates, this here’s the Sorc. We about to go-ahuntin pugs.” Cause we got us a premade Rockin through the queues Yeah, we got us a premade, And we gonna stomp all over you Come on and join our premade, Ain’t nothing gonna get in our way, We gonna roll this premade, ‘Cross the servers of the U-S-A. PREMADE! Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig Tech? Negatory, we don’t want merc in this group. Oh, Mercy sakes, THAT guy. Ok, yeah, he’s good, lets bring him in! Well we rolled up through Civil War Like a rocket sled on rails. We were farming pugs left and right, Feeding off their wails. By the time we hit that 1/2 way point them sage were getting smart They’d given up on taken any nodes and took the deathmatch to heart There were heals, and deeps and tanks of every size Yeah, their spawn was full o pugs and their rage filled the skies Well, we shot the line and went for broke With a trash talk through /say Sort said, “dudes, we even have a merc, ain’t nothing you can say!” Ah, Rubber Sorc to Sodbuster, come over, Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna link up to that other group of 4 that was in the last match with us. Yeah, they are dynamite too, so lets sync up and see if we can hit this next match together! Well we hit the queues and got a quesh, our other 4 were tops I could see the goal was lined with sages and we didn’t have no ops! I says, “Pig Tech, there’s here’s Rubber Sorc. Get your HO ready to go, So we crashed their gate, through all their hate, Yeah we won that one 6 to oh! Cause we got a double premade Rockin through the queues Yeah, we got a double premade, And we gonna stomp all over you Come on and join our premade, Ain’t nothing gonna get in our way, We gonna roll this premade, ‘Cross the servers of the U-S-A. PREMADE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greezt Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I can hear the singers in the background: ♪premades♪... Seriously though, what was it this time? Or is it jusy a whole bunch of matches agaibst them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhancelot Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Apologies in advance, but every time I hear people talking about premades, or I see a bunch of the same guild-tags in a match, I can't help but think of "We got us a Premade!", sang like the song "Convoy". So, I just had to get this out of my system. ================================================ Ah breaker one-nine, this here’s the Rubber Sorc. You gotta copy on me Pig Tech, c’mon? Ah, yea, 10-4, Rubber Sorc, fer sure, fer sure. By golly, it’s clean clear through to 65’s, c’mon. Yeah, that’s a big 10-4 there Pig Tech, yeah, we definitely got the pug pubs on the other side, so lets join up good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a PREMADE! Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June, The Sorc was spec’d for heals. He’d queued alone, was gettin boned, Not a sign in site of peels. Then a tank backfilled from his own guild He knew it was time to go to town “Pig Tech, this here’s Rubber Sorc, Let’s go and put the hammer down.” Cause we got a little premade Rockin through the queues Yeah, we got a little premade, And we gonna stomp all over you Come on and join our premade, Ain’t nothing gonna get in our way, We gonna roll this premade, ‘Cross the servers of the U-S-A. PREMADE! Ah breaker, Pig Tech, this here’s the Sorc. You mind inviting Sagebuster into the group. Yeah, those pubs are thinking about getting smart and focusing on me. Getting a bit tense in these matches. By the time we got to the Hypergates, we had 3 in group in all. But the other side was stacking FOTM, They had sages wall-to-wall. Yeah, them consulars is thick as bugs on a bumber, they even had one with a grudge I says, “Callin all mates, this here’s the Sorc. We about to go-ahuntin pugs.” Cause we got us a premade Rockin through the queues Yeah, we got us a premade, And we gonna stomp all over you Come on and join our premade, Ain’t nothing gonna get in our way, We gonna roll this premade, ‘Cross the servers of the U-S-A. PREMADE! Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig Tech? Negatory, we don’t want merc in this group. Oh, Mercy sakes, THAT guy. Ok, yeah, he’s good, lets bring him in! Well we rolled up through Civil War Like a rocket sled on rails. We were farming pugs left and right, Feeding off their wails. By the time we hit that 1/2 way point them sage were getting smart They’d given up on taken any nodes and took the deathmatch to heart There were heals, and deeps and tanks of every size Yeah, their spawn was full o pugs and their rage filled the skies Well, we shot the line and went for broke With a trash talk through /say Sort said, “dudes, we even have a merc, ain’t nothing you can say!” Ah, Rubber Sorc to Sodbuster, come over, Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna link up to that other group of 4 that was in the last match with us. Yeah, they are dynamite too, so lets sync up and see if we can hit this next match together! Well we hit the queues and got a quesh, our other 4 were tops I could see the goal was lined with sages and we didn’t have no ops! I says, “Pig Tech, there’s here’s Rubber Sorc. Get your HO ready to go, So we crashed their gate, through all their hate, Yeah we won that one 6 to oh! Cause we got a double premade Rockin through the queues Yeah, we got a double premade, And we gonna stomp all over you Come on and join our premade, Ain’t nothing gonna get in our way, We gonna roll this premade, ‘Cross the servers of the U-S-A. PREMADE! lol. Have you been drinking again, Banderal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night_Jay Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Cause we got a little premade Rockin through the queues Yeah, we got a little premade, And we gonna stomp all over you Come on and join our premade, Ain’t nothing gonna get in our way, We gonna roll this premade, ‘Cross the servers of the U-S-A. PREMADE! thx, I enjoyed the song&the read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikSunrider Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banderal Posted February 13, 2016 Author Share Posted February 13, 2016 I can hear the singers in the background: ♪premades♪... Seriously though, what was it this time? Or is it jusy a whole bunch of matches agaibst them? Nah, nothing so heinous. I just had some free time, and was thinking about it. Well, really trying to procrastinate on some XMPP coding stuff I was trying to figure out. This seemed more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banderal Posted February 13, 2016 Author Share Posted February 13, 2016 lol. Have you been drinking again, Banderal? Haha. I don't drink actually... can you imagine what would have come out if I did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGoldsilver Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 10/10 You win the internet for today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 See, PvP practically makes us break into song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbehhm Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 YOU FORGOT SKANK TANK PREMADES. Anyways, BW cant balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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