bionamaster Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Granted, but the Emperor consumes all life in an attempt to ensure his immortality. I wish I had all the money in the world. Granted, but the weight of it all causes your wallet to tear through your pocket and embed itself 5,000 miles underground. I wish I had a larger TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Granted, but the Emperor consumes all life in an attempt to ensure his immortality. I wish I had all the money in the world. Statement:Granted, but I will liquidate you, meatbag. Uhh I wish I could play as a Wookie and have romanceable companions, survive the whole story, and be epic at all aspects of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaEkotte Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Statement:Granted, but I will liquidate you, meatbag. Uhh I wish I could play as a Wookie and have romanceable companions, survive the whole story, and be epic at all aspects of the game. Granted, but you will have all of your hair shaven off repeatedly until you are almost just a very tall human. I wish I could play SWTOR all day along, every day of the week, all year long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but you will have all of your hair shaven off repeatedly until you are almost just a very tall human. I wish I could play SWTOR all day along, every day of the week, all year long. Granted... but..... I agree.... does not compute.... cannot corrupt this very true statement........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodylane Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but you will have all of your hair shaven off repeatedly until you are almost just a very tall human. I wish I could play SWTOR all day along, every day of the week, all year long. Granted... but you play through every class story, reach the top of pvp ranking, beat every op on all modes, do every side mission and all possible bonus mission, beat every planet boss, and beat every event, you do this on every possible class and advanced class. You become bored and want to stop.. but you can't because you have wished to play everyday all day. You eventually die from boredom. I wish I had the ability to move in and out places with a thought... like in that movie where the guy could just appear in a bank vault and take money then appear in London to spend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted... but you play through every class story, reach the top of pvp ranking, beat every op on all modes, do every side mission and all possible bonus mission, beat every planet boss, and beat every event, you do this on every possible class and advanced class. You become bored and want to stop.. but you can't because you have wished to play everyday all day. You eventually die from boredom. I wish I had the ability to move in and out places with a thought... like in that movie where the guy could just appear in a bank vault and take money then appear in London to spend it. Granted, but Dr. Who goes back i time and kills your parents I wish J'm would top messing around and kiss me already. Really, Vette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossibleJr Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but Dr. Who goes back i time and kills your parents I wish J'm would top messing around and kiss me already. Really, Vette? Granted, but it is the worst kiss of your life I wish my phone worked properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Uncreative Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I wish my phone worked properly Granted, but now it works so well that you can't turn it off and people keep calling you in the most inopportune moments. I wish my sub didn't run out the 19th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I wish my sub didn't run out the 19th granted but the servers shut down permanently on the 20th I wish I had a tamed varactyl IRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 granted but the servers shut down permanently on the 20th I wish I had a tamed varactyl IRL Granted, but it eats your cat. I wish that I din't have school right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but it eats your cat. I wish that I din't have school right now. Granted, this is your principal here. Since you are spending time in this forum instead of studying the hermit crabs like you should be, you will be expelled from school for the rest of the semester. Unfortunately it means you either need to do this semester again next year or you can spend the rest of your life working in low income places like the local fast food restaurant. Have a nice day. I wish I could cook something edible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 (edited) I wish I could cook something edible. granted but it's my cat the varactyl didn't eat yet. I wish my varactyl would eat dogs instead of cats Edited September 16, 2013 by Never_Hesitate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philitt Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but your oven is broken and blows up I wish summer wouldn't be over already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but your oven is broken and blows up How's that a corruption of my wish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaEkotte Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but your oven is broken and blows up I wish summer wouldn't be over already Granted, but you live in Death Valley. I wish I could live on another planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but you live in Death Valley. I wish I could live on another planet. granted but there is noone else and after a boring life you die and the planet is dead once again I wish you(the person corrupting this) had superpowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodylane Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 granted but there is noone else and after a boring life you die and the planet is dead once again I wish you(the person corrupting this) had superpowers Granted, however I then become corrupted because the wish itself was and turn into a supervillain and wreak havoc on the world! I wish I had a maid that would clean my house, cook my dinners, and do my assignments for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, however I then become corrupted because the wish itself was and turn into a supervillain and wreak havoc on the world! I wish I had a maid that would clean my house, cook my dinners, and do my assignments for me. Granted, but she then tries to rape your cat. I wish SirC would finally get better at trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I wish SirC would finally get better at trolling. granted but he then gets hired into the blizzard customer service and still gives the best answers there I wish I knew what the SSSP is exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 granted but he then gets hired into the blizzard customer service and still gives the best answers there I wish I knew what the SSSP is exactly Granted but, Da*** is SSSP? I wish I wasn't feeling so damn sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted but, Da*** is SSSP? I wish I wasn't feeling so damn sick. super secret space project . Although it is unsure how super it is, and its only secret since they have not officially admitted much about it. I think we can assume that atleast its a space project of some kind Anyway your wish is granted. You will notice in a moment that your computer is on fire and you will remember that you dont have any backups of your important files. This will make you forget your illness for a few hours. I wish A strong wind blows costa concordia back down, so we can watch the exciting lifting operation again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 super secret space project . Although it is unsure how super it is, and its only secret since they have not officially admitted much about it. I think we can assume that atleast its a space project of some kind Anyway your wish is granted. You will notice in a moment that your computer is on fire and you will remember that you dont have any backups of your important files. This will make you forget your illness for a few hours. I wish A strong wind blows costa concordia back down, so we can watch the exciting lifting operation again. Granted, but it explodes when it lifts off again. I wish I had a disruptor in SWTOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Granted, but it explodes when it lifts off again. I wish I had a disruptor in SWTOR. granted but you get banned for having it i wish that the sith empire spoke german(with translations of course) and the republic spoke english Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Granted, but it explodes when it lifts off again. I think any explosion or other major collapse would only make the show more entertaining. Its a (big) piece of scrap metal already anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 (edited) granted but you get banned for having it i wish that the sith empire spoke german(with translations of course) and the republic spoke english Granted, but the translations were in Greek. I wish I could force choke the idiots at school. Edited September 18, 2013 by Xakthul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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