CassusVerda Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Han Solo: Boba Fett? Boba Fet- Boba Fett: Not today Solo. "KDEW!" *Fires wrist blaster at Han killing him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Han Solo: Boba Fett? Boba Fet- Boba Fett: Not today Solo. "KDEW!" *Fires wrist blaster at Han killing him* /thread. Epic Win. +1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaxuku Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 (edited) Dead Star Officer: "The rebel base is on the moon on the other side of the planet. We will be in firing range in 30 minutes." Tarkin: "I say we are in range now, fire." The always has me in fits. "i have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways. I have a son lightSPEEEEEEEEEEEEED~" Edited July 9, 2012 by Zaxuku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Dae Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Empire Strikes Back involves Vader cutting Luke's head off rather then hand. That would have certainly proved a shock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabaot Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Episode IV: (Star Destroyer cripples Tantive's V engines) Lieutenant: Lord Vader, enemy's Corvette engines disabled. Captain: Shall I use tractor beam to pull it inside and board? Vader: <force chokes Captain> Incompetent fool. Lieutenant - you are now promoted to Captain's rank. Now Blast that vessel apart. new Captain now: Yes, my Lord. <Tantive V ends in one big explosion> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Greedo: (Rodian) There you are Han Solo! Greedo fires blaster into Hans chest, killing him. I think that would end Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Lando- "Lord Vader! What about Leia and the Wookiee?" Vader- "They must die! I'll do it myself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branch Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 George Lucas: "Hey guys! I got a great idea!" xD I woulda guessed from you Axi. *Darth Maul appears at the door* Qui-gon: RUN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolventhorne Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Boss Nass dicussing Jar-Jar's fate to Qui-Gon and Obi-wan Boss Nass: "He is to be...punished..." Qui-Gon and Obi-wan shaking their heads in agreement Qui-Gon "Sounds good to me." Obi-Wan "Yep" Together in unison - "He's all yours!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Boss Nass dicussing Jar-Jar's fate to Qui-Gon and Obi-wan Boss Nass: "He is to be...punished..." Qui-Gon and Obi-wan shaking their heads in agreement Qui-Gon "Sounds good to me." Obi-Wan "Yep" Together in unison - "He's all yours!" That would have saved Star Wars. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HavocMaster Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 That would have saved Star Wars. lol Or, even better, Qui-gonn could have used him as fish-bait in the later scene. There is no end to terribly painful for that monstrosity. Feed him to the sarlacc! or let him get sucked into that podracer engine later in the movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordegrus Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Jar Jar: Hello! Me-sa a Sith Lord! Kenobi: What? Qui-Gon: I think he said- *Jar Jar electrocutes them* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Applesaus Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 what does the george lucas thing even mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordegrus Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 what does the george lucas thing even mean? I don't get it either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 what does the george lucas thing even mean? Best guess: He's referring to Jar Jar Binks, or maybe the prequels in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonoku Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Han Solo: "C3PO get us out of this, they think your a god." C3PO: "But sir that would be rude and not in my programming." Luke: "Just do it C3PO." C3PO: "My friends my ewoks, kill them all!. -Ewoks Kill Luke,Leia,Chewbacca,Han Solo- C3PO: "I got you guys out of this just as Master Luke has ordered." -Darth Vader Arrives on Endor, meets his former Droid Servant- Darth Vader: "Where is R2D2." C3PO: "Not in my programming to respond to you, I only respond to Master Luke." Darth Vader: "But he's dead, tell me or I will destroy you." C3PO: "ahhhh, What have I done?????? What have I done?, R2D2 is in the village to the west 5 miles away." Darth Vader: "Not in your programming to respond to me? you responded to me and you have my line when I killed the scum Mace Windu. -Darth Vader destroys C3PO, he then finds R2D2, R2D2 puts out a duel and kills Darth Vader- -R2D2 then kills Sidious with a hidden lightsaber- -R2D2 eventually becomes the Grand Jedi Master- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Han Solo: "C3PO get us out of this, they think your a god." C3PO: "But sir that would be rude and not in my programming." Luke: "Just do it C3PO." C3PO: "My friends my ewoks, kill them all!. -Ewoks Kill Luke,Leia,Chewbacca,Han Solo- C3PO: "I got you guys out of this just as Master Luke has ordered." -Darth Vader Arrives on Endor, meets his former Droid Servant- Darth Vader: "Where is R2D2." C3PO: "Not in my programming to respond to you, I only respond to Master Luke." Darth Vader: "But he's dead, tell me or I will destroy you." C3PO: "ahhhh, What have I done?????? What have I done?, R2D2 is in the village to the west 5 miles away." Darth Vader: "Not in your programming to respond to me? you responded to me and you have my line when I killed the scum Mace Windu. -Darth Vader destroys C3PO, he then finds R2D2, R2D2 puts out a duel and kills Darth Vader- -R2D2 then kills Sidious with a hidden lightsaber- -R2D2 eventually becomes the Grand Jedi Master- I have no trouble believing that. R2 is hiding more than a few power tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonoku Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I have no trouble believing that. R2 is hiding more than a few power tools. If you look at ROTJ, R2 had luke's lightsaber to plan out an attack to rescue Han Solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 If you look at ROTJ, R2 had luke's lightsaber to plan out an attack to rescue Han Solo. So who knows how many lightsabers he's got in him. And with all of those mechanical arms, he could be more deadly than Grievous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonoku Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 So who knows how many lightsabers he's got in him. And with all of those mechanical arms, he could be more deadly than Grievous. I lol'd so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirdthestrill Posted July 11, 2012 Author Share Posted July 11, 2012 So who knows how many lightsabers he's got in him. And with all of those mechanical arms, he could be more deadly than Grievous. Why do you think he's one of only three characters that appears in all six movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonoku Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Why do you think he's one of only three characters that appears in all six movies? So obviously R2D2 was the chosen one, not anakin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Why do you think he's one of only three characters that appears in all six movies? Because he is the chosen one. And he has immortal plot armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 (edited) In A New Hope after Luke gets the Droids..... R2: "Sooo, Luke. Who's your daddy?" "Yeah, she might be beautiful, but you better not even think about it. SHE'S YOUR SISTER!!! I think you need to get some before we go any further. Or just go to your bunk for a while and get the job done." "Your dad was a wife-choker." "Your mom copped out and left you and your sister alone." "How do I know all this? I was THERE, dummy!" "Goldenrod over there? Vader built him." "Before he became a BAMF'in Sith Lord, Vader was an emo-whiny little nublet.... kind of like you." "Kiss my shiny metal daffodil butt!" R2-D2 knew everything. Edited July 11, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 So obviously R2D2 was the chosen one, not anakin. C3-PO is the god, ask the ewok's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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