Adapt a scene from Star Wars movies for SWTOR use!

[Sabaot]

Awesome thread. My turn.

 

Episode III.

 

(Anakin cuts off Mace Windu's arm)

Palpatine: Power. Unlimited... POWER!!!

<system error message>: You don't have enough Force to perform that action.

Mace Windu: 0_o'

Anakin: /facepalm

 

Also: Why does Imperial Troops were defeated by Ewoks? Because Endor was a level 55 planet while Empire reached only level 50...

 

And this one:

(Hoth, Rebel base under attack. Chewie repairs Falcon)

Chewie: ROoooarrraarrhrrragrr

Han Solo: No! no no no. THIS one goes HERE and THAT one goes THERE.

Chewie: RrooAAaaORRaaagrr.

Han Solo: Chewie, you really need to level your Repair Skill...

 

Episode IV

(Leia is being kept captive an dinerrogated by Grand Moff Tarkin)

Tarkin: I repeat onece more - where is Rebel Base located?

Leia: (lie) Dantooine...they are on Dantooine

<Leia receives 50 DS points>

Tarkin: Dantooine is too far away. Blow Alderaan.

Leia: NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.......

<Tarkin receives over 9001 DS points>

<Tarkin: Attuned to Dark Side>

<Tarkin reaches Dark II>

<Tarkin reaches Dark III>

<Tarkin reaches Dark IV>

 

Episode VI

(Moment before final attack on a 2nd Deathstar, Han Solo and Lando Calrissian talking)

Han Solo: Really, take her. It's the fastest ship in the whole galaxy (pointing towards Millenium Falcon)

Lando: I'm not sure, I know what she means to you.

Han: I mean it, take her.

Lando: Ok, ok. I won't even scratch her. I promise.

<you cannot trade Bound items>

[grandmthethird]

han solo walks into the cantina and clicks on the mission icon

 

han - "yes greedo, as a matter of fact i was just going to see your boss"

greedo "uta chu ta mon"

han "tell jabba, i got his money"

greedo "coda marala com on ta da, jabba cowy a say"

han "yeah, but this time i got the money"

greedo "jawi cud, ui witti ooa"

han " i don't have it with me, tell jabba -"

greedo " oo wa di du ta, oru da cu di ttee tee"

han "even i get boarded sometimes, do you think i had a choice?"

greedo "jabba cu a dum toe"

 

choice wheel

witty remark

buy greedo a drink

shoot greedo

 

option 1

 

han "over my dead body

greedo " a chu ta"

han "i bet you have"

greado shoots at han misses, then han raises his baster and presses the

 

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ESC ESC ESC

 

han solo again clicks the mission icon

 

SPACE BAR

SPACE BAR

SPACE BAR

 

choice wheel

witty remark

buy greedo a drink

shoot greedo

 

option 3

 

han "over my dead body"

greedo " a chu ta"

han fires his blaster, a bolt shoots into greedos chest and kills him.

 

mission complete

Edited July 9, 2012 by grandmthethird

[Darth_Eminok]

han solo walks into the cantina and clicks on the mission icon

 

han - "yes greedo, as a matter of fact i was just going to see your boss"

greedo "uta chu ta mon"

han "tell jabba, i got his money"

greedo "coda marala com on ta da, jabba cowy a say"

han "yeah, but this time i got the money"

greedo "jawi cud, ui witti ooa"

han " i don't have it with me, tell jabba -"

greedo " oo wa di du ta, oru da cu di ttee tee"

han "even i get boarded sometimes, do you think i had a choice?"

greedo "jabba cu a dum toe"

 

choice wheel

witty remark

buy greedo a drink

shoot greedo

 

option 1

 

han "over my dead body

greedo " a chu ta"

han "i bet you have"

greado shoots at han misses, then han raises his baster and presses the

 

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ESC ESC ESC

 

han solo again clicks the mission icon

 

SPACE BAR

SPACE BAR

SPACE BAR

 

choice wheel

witty remark

buy greedo a drink

shoot greedo

 

option 3

 

han "over my dead body"

greedo " a chu ta"

han fires his blaster, a bolt shoots into greedos chest and kills him.

 

mission complete

 

Yay! Han shot first!

My turn:

 

Obi-Wan: This was your father's lightsaber.

Obi-Wan wishes to trade with you.

Obi-Wan: You cannot trade bound items that belong to another person.

You will be kicked for hacking in 10 seconds.

Player [Obi-Wan] has been reported.

Edited July 9, 2012 by Darth_Eminok

[Aurbere]

Anakin- LFG Operation: Knightfall

Clone 1- I can help, let me get my clan buddies.

 

Clone 1 invites Anakin to join Ops group

Anakin joined the ops group- total players in Ops group: over 9000!

[Maaruin]

Han Solo: Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?

 

Fight starts, four player group (Luke, Han, Lando, Chewy) against Boba Fett (Gold-Silver Boss).

 

Han uses Pulse Detonator. (Throwback ability)

Boba Fett has been defeated. (Thrown off the bark)

 

Dev 1: Maybe we should make this Boss immune to throwbacks.

Dev 2: Yeah. And we should change the animation of Pulse Detonator, it looks as if he just turns around with a big stick and accidentally hits someone.

Dev 1: But let's first make some social gear for Jabba's palace.

[bionamaster]

Great responses, guys

[Truami]

Luke: I don't believe it!

 

Chat wheel:

 

Hear nothing I say, you do!

Contact Princess Leia, you must.

Patience, I have lost. [shock Him] (Dark Side)

[CodwiDasan]

"Scruffy-looking Nerf Herder!, Hey who you calling a Scoundrel?"

 

ALSO

 

(Greedo sits at Hans table)

 

"I've been looking forward to this moment for a long time"

"Yes, I bet you have"

 

Chat Wheel

 

*Shoot First- Dark side

*I think I'll be courteous(Let Greedo shoot first)- Light Side/Stupied

Edited July 10, 2012 by CodwiDasan

[Mordegrus]

Jar Jar: Me-sa grateful to you for saving my life!

 

Chat Wheel

 

1. Your welcome.

2. Don't do that again!

3. Goodbye. (kill him) [100 Dark Side points]

[Madned]

Jar Jar: Me-sa grateful to you for saving my life!

 

Chat Wheel

 

1. Your welcome.

2. Don't do that again!

3. Goodbye. (kill him) [100 Dark Side points]

 

But I want Light V! So conflicted.

[Mordegrus]

But I want Light V! So conflicted.

 

Not for this conversation you don't

[Aurbere]

But I want Light V! So conflicted.

 

Don't worry. When you get to Theed, you'll get more LS points. You can take the hit.

[Aurbere]

Boss Nass: He is to be punished!

Qui-Gon's chat wheel:

 

1. We can take him(LS points)

2. (Mind Trick) Just let him leave

3. Sounds good to me(DS points)

 

Difficult choice... NOT!

[Mordegrus]

*Vader vs Luke at Bespin*

 

Chat Wheel

 

1. I'm your father! (cut his hand off) [50 Dark Side points]

2. I don't need a bratty son! (kill him) [100 Dark Side points]

3. Hi son! Let's go fishing! [100 Light Side points]

[JDZimmerman]

[General] (Obi-wan) LFG [HEROIC 4] Battle of Geonosis

[Kit fisto] Me and some guys from my guild are up for that

Kit Fisto has invited you to join a group

Loot threshold set to Premium

Kit fisto has invited Mace windu to join the group

Mace windu has joined the group

[Group] (Obi-wan) Okay let's go

[Group] (Mace Windu) Who's the tank? I'm dps...

[Group] (Kit Fisto) Obi-wan, he's level 37 Guardian, I'm level 34 Sage

[Group] (Obi-wan) Mace, you attack those droids, I'll attack the boss, Kit heal me

Obi-wan was defeated by Count Dooku with Force Lightning (1250 Damage)

[Group] (Obi-wan) Kit, what the hell? you're the healer?!?

Kit fisto is away from keyboard

[Group] (Obi-wan) Dammit!

You leave the group

The group has been disbanded

[General] (Anakin) Hold on Obi-wan

[General] (Obi-wan) Thanks for the revive, wanna kill this boss?

[General] (Anakin) Lets do it

Obi-wan has been defeated by Count Dooku with Force Lightning (1250 Damage)

[General] (Obi-wan) DAMMIT!

 

Anakin stunned with Pillar collapse

 

[General] (Yoda) you guys need some help?

 

Revives Obi-wan, heals Anakin, defeated Count Dooku with Double Strike (456 Damage)

 

Complete: Defeat Count Dooku

Talk to Count Dooku

Count Dooku: This is just the beginning

 

Dooku flees while pillars collapse.

 

Completed [HEROIC 4] The Battle of Geonosis

Return to the Jedi Council

[Zeerko]

[General] (Obi-wan) LFG [HEROIC 4] Battle of Geonosis

[Kit fisto] Me and some guys from my guild are up for that

Kit Fisto has invited you to join a group

Loot threshold set to Premium

Kit fisto has invited Mace windu to join the group

Mace windu has joined the group

[Group] (Obi-wan) Okay let's go

[Group] (Mace Windu) Who's the tank? I'm dps...

[Group] (Kit Fisto) Obi-wan, he's level 37 Guardian, I'm level 34 Sage

[Group] (Obi-wan) Mace, you attack those droids, I'll attack the boss, Kit heal me

Obi-wan was defeated by Count Dooku with Force Lightning (1250 Damage)

[Group] (Obi-wan) Kit, what the hell? you're the healer?!?

Kit fisto is away from keyboard

[Group] (Obi-wan) Dammit!

You leave the group

The group has been disbanded

[General] (Anakin) Hold on Obi-wan

[General] (Obi-wan) Thanks for the revive, wanna kill this boss?

[General] (Anakin) Lets do it

Obi-wan has been defeated by Count Dooku with Force Lightning (1250 Damage)

[General] (Obi-wan) DAMMIT!

 

Anakin stunned with Pillar collapse

 

[General] (Yoda) you guys need some help?

 

Revives Obi-wan, heals Anakin, defeated Count Dooku with Double Strike (456 Damage)

 

Complete: Defeat Count Dooku

Talk to Count Dooku

Count Dooku: This is just the beginning

 

Dooku flees while pillars collapse.

 

Completed [HEROIC 4] The Battle of Geonosis

Return to the Jedi Council

 

Lol we should rewrite the entire saga that way.

 

Love this thread btw, keep them coming.

[bionamaster]

(Anakin and Obi-Wan enter the room to battle Dooku.)

[Ops Leader][Obi-Wan]: We'll take him together.

[Ops][Anakin]: I'm taking him now!

[Ops Leader][Obi-wan]: No, Anakin, I'm the Tank, I draw aggro first!

Dooku has defeated Anakin with Force Lightning (10000 damage)

Edited July 11, 2012 by bionamaster

[dark-jehts]

Entertaining thread is Entertaining , Moar moar !

[jedibantha]

Obiwan Force Leaps over Darth Maul, summons Qui Gon's Lightsaber, kills Darth Maul...

 

Darth Maul:

"There was no target for you to... Leap... To... ... Hax... I call hax..."

 

Obi-Wan: "Guardian leap, l2p."

[TheRhett]

The Death Star has been defeated.

 

Princess Leia: Grats guys, now for loot....oh we got [battle of Yavin Medal of Honor] x 2. Two highest rolls wins!

Luke Skywaker rolls (1-100): 93.

Luke Skywaler says, "Woot!"

Han Solo says, "Lucky shot, kid."

Han Solo rolls (1-100): 76

Han Solo says, "Not bad."

Chewbacca rolls (1-100): 2

Luke Skywalker rolls on the floor laughing at Chewbacca.

Chewbacca says, "YARRRRGGGHHHHHH!"

[Mirdthestrill]

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Click the button.

[Group] (Pilot) Already done. Just spacebar through the cutscenes, they aren't important.

Complete: Talk to TC-14

Defeat the droids

[Group] (Pilot) This is going to be a long flashpoint. Wait, what? I-

Pilot has been disconnected

Captain has been disconnected

[Group] (Obi-Wan) Well, now we're down our healer and one DPS.

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Forget them, we can two-man it. Bring out your comp. Mine are all out crafting.

[Group] (Obi-wan) Mine too. Guess we'll be doing this with just a tank and a DPS...maybe we can avoid most of the enemies. By the way, I'm taking damage from this gas.

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Use the mission item.

 

Quite obviously a PUG.

Edited July 12, 2012 by Mirdthestrill

[Mirdthestrill]

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Click the button.

[Group] (Pilot) Already done. Just spacebar through the cutscenes, they aren't important.

Complete: Talk to TC-14

Defeat the droids

[Group] (Pilot) This is going to be a long flashpoint. Wait, what? I-

Pilot has been disconnected

Captain has been disconnected

[Group] (Obi-Wan) Well, now we're down our healer and one DPS.

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Forget them, we can two-man it. Bring out your comp. Mine are all out crafting.

[Group] (Obi-wan) Mine too. Guess we'll be doing this with just a tank and a DPS...maybe we can avoid most of the enemies. By the way, I'm taking damage from this gas.

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Use the mission item.

 

Quite obviously a PUG.

 

Later that day...

 

[Group] (Obi-wan) We would have made it through a lot faster if you didn't aggro those two champions. I don't know how you got to be a guild officer.

[Group] (Qui-gon) Not my fault. Who was it that pulled all the STAPS at the end?

[Group] (Obi-wan) It's over now. Just find the dropbox.

You turned in the mission "Aggressive Negotiations"

You recieve 5029 Experience

You receive 1006 credits

[Group] (Obi-wan) Want to do [[Heroic 2+] Saving the Queen]?

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Meh, sure. We should probably find a healer, though.

[General] (Qui-Gon) LF Healer Saving the Queen

[Whisper] (Jar-jar) ill go lol

Qui-Gon has invited Jar-jar to join the group

[Mirdthestrill]

Later that day...

 

[Group] (Obi-wan) We would have made it through a lot faster if you didn't aggro those two champions. I don't know how you got to be a guild officer.

[Group] (Qui-gon) Not my fault. Who was it that pulled all the STAPS at the end?

[Group] (Obi-wan) It's over now. Just find the dropbox.

You turned in the mission "Aggressive Negotiations"

You recieve 5029 Experience

You receive 1006 credits

[Group] (Obi-wan) Want to do [[Heroic 2+] Saving the Queen]?

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Meh, sure. We should probably find a healer, though.

[General] (Qui-Gon) LF Healer Saving the Queen

[Whisper] (Jar-jar) ill go lol

Qui-Gon has invited Jar-jar to join the group

 

Jar-jar has joined the group

[Group] (Obi-wan) You said you were a healer. Powertechs can't heal.

[Group] (Jar-jar) lol i can heal myself with n abilty lol an i need an guld

Obi-wan sighs

[Group] (Qui-gon) Forget it, let's just go.

[Whisper] (Obi-wan) Please don't invite this guy to join the guild. Send him to <The Senate>. They're already full of idiots.

[Whisper] (Qui-Gon) Don't worry, I won't. I think this guy came over in server transfers.

[Group] (Qui-Gon) What's with the head?

[Group] (Jar-jar) pt pvp gear lol

[Mirdthestrill]

Jar-jar has joined the group

[Group] (Obi-wan) You said you were a healer. Powertechs can't heal.

[Group] (Jar-jar) lol i can heal myself with n abilty lol an i need an guld

Obi-wan sighs

[Group] (Qui-gon) Forget it, let's just go.

[Whisper] (Obi-wan) Please don't invite this guy to join the guild. Send him to <The Senate>. They're already full of idiots.

[Whisper] (Qui-Gon) Don't worry, I won't. I think this guy came over in server transfers.

[Group] (Qui-Gon) What's with the head?

[Group] (Jar-jar) pt pvp gear lol

 

Jar-jar was defeated by MTT with Slow Rush (20000 damage)

[Group] (Obi-wan) Dang it Jar, you don't stand in front of the bonus boss's gigantic charge attack!

[Group] (Jar-jar) the boss is would do terrible things to me

[Group] (Obi-wan) I'm beginning to think you're a six-year old.

[Group] (Qui-Gon) We need to head for Ohto Gunga. That's about half of it, then there's a space battle. Well, sort of a space battle. I'll explain after we kill the boss. This is a long heroic.

[Group] (Jar-jar) we is goin to teh bosses

[Group] (Obi-wan) Noob.

 

[Mirdthestrill]

Jar-jar was defeated by MTT with Slow Rush (20000 damage)

[Group] (Obi-wan) Dang it Jar, you don't stand in front of the bonus boss's gigantic charge attack!

[Group] (Jar-jar) the boss is would do terrible things to me

[Group] (Obi-wan) I'm beginning to think you're a six-year old.

[Group] (Qui-Gon) We need to head for Ohto Gunga. That's about half of it, then there's a space battle. Well, sort of a space battle. I'll explain after we kill the boss. This is a long heroic.

[Group] (Jar-jar) we is goin to teh bosses

[Group] (Obi-wan) Noob.

 

 

[Group] (Obi-wan) Leave it to that guy to disconnect in the middle of the hardest part of the space battle. He better come back before we have to kill the final boss.

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Stop talking. I have a headache.

[Group] (Jar-jar) mesa back lol

[Group] (Qui-Gon) Finally. Now, let me explain this fight. We have to jump down from this ledge and hold off the droids, and keep the idiot queen from pulling aggro. Got it?

[Group] (Obi-wan) kk

[Group] (Obi-wan) In 3...

[Group] (Qui-Gon) CC the droideka! Now!

[Group] (Obi-wan) We're going to wipe! Where's Jar?

Jar-jar is away from keyboard