Bobinstein Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 and discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Kyle Katarn Wins. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewisgil Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Kyle Katarn Wins. /thread Having not decided to come into existence yet, Kyle Katarn has decided not to participate. However, we do not have a suitable replacement as there is a disturbing lack of beards in this Era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Maul got his horns by Chuck Norris kicking Maul's teeth through his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdriftSC Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 These threads are getting ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 These threads are getting ridiculous. What's so bad about vs. threads. As long as there are talented fighters, people will want to know how one would fare against another. However. This one is just plain weird. Chuck Norris is the Kyle Katarn of our world so obviously Chuck would win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) What's so bad about vs. threads. As long as there are talented fighters, people will want to know how one would fare against another. However. This one is just plain weird. Chuck Norris is the Kyle Katarn of our world so obviously Chuck would win. The Unwritten Line in the Jedi Code is: There is no Chuck Norris. There is Kyle Katarn. That line has never been written into the Jedi Code because it's implied, and all Jedi know it instinctively. Edited May 2, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The Unwritten Line in the Jedi Code is: There is no Chuck Norris. There is Kyle Katarn. That line has never been written into the Jedi Code because it's implied, and all Jedi know it instinctively. yes of course. the Jedi Code v2.0. Written by the hand of John Williams himself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 yes of course. the Jedi Code v2.0. Written by the hand of John Williams himself! Since John Williams IS the Force, yes indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Since John Williams IS the Force, yes indeed. He also taught The Way of the Beard to Kyle and Obi-Wan. However, George Lucas is unworthy of The Way of The Beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipce Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Chuck is toast, sorry to say it - Steven Segal broke his neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Chuck is toast, sorry to say it - Steven Segal broke his neck When did he do that? Serious question. I know Bruce Lee beat Chuck. Maybe I got my people wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 He also taught The Way of the Beard to Kyle and Obi-Wan. However, George Lucas is unworthy of The Way of The Beard. George lost his Beard Power somewhere between Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace. I believe this may explain everything. http://allbleedingstops.blogspot.com/2011/09/what-happened-to-george-lucas.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuDarthPatrick Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Darth Maul has no chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 i saw chuck norris, advertising that other game so for this reason i say darth maul would win;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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