Aurbere Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 A Rodian ! Well if it isn't Greedo, you're good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Clearly. Only the wisest of Sith/Jedi wouldn't fall for it. Yoda or Palps are two of them. I don't think Mace Windu would fall for Trollesu. I mean he is Samuel L. Jackson. But remember. Obi-Wan's Trollesu is running on Beard Power, granted by the Almighty John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 But remember. Obi-Wan's Trollesu is running on Beard Power, granted by the Almighty John Williams. Yes, of course! Beard Power is the only thing more powerful than the Force. That's why Kyle hasn't died yet, his beard protects him. And Obi-Wan only died because John Williams knew it was time for him to go. Trolling to the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 (edited) I would have to bring an Ewok. If they are able to bring down an entire Imperial Legion while losing only one Ewok, I am sure he could do some damage in a bar fight. Yes, of course! Beard Power is the only thing more powerful than the Force. That's why Kyle hasn't died yet, his beard protects him. And Obi-Wan only died because John Williams knew it was time for him to go. Trolling to the end! Obi Wan didn't die, he became One with the Beard. Here's how the dialogue went... Obi Wan: Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine. Darth Vader: ****! I KEEL U RAWWWWRR! LIGHTSAVER TO DA FAAAAASE! Obi Wan: *Disappears* Vader: *Swings his blade at an empty robe.* Obi Wan: Trololololololololololololololol, one with the beard n00by n00by n00blet lolz. ps, im nekkid Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Edited May 4, 2012 by Guildrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I would have to bring an Ewok. If they are able to bring down an entire Imperial Legion while losing only one Ewok, I am sure he could do some damage in a bar fight. I think they lost more than one Ewok, but I see what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTCBrad Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Zaalbar, he has a proven track record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMoffMike Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Ill always have R2-D2 beside me in a bar fight. That little droid is tough as nails and know how to handle almost any situation. Hes been fighting for what... 80 something years. He knows more dirty tricks than lando and Han combined! Dwee-doop ..beooooop blip... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHed Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Answering the question with a reference... ever notice everytime Obi-wan goes into a bar and has a drink he cuts someone's arm off?? That's who I want...I think...unless it's my arm...wait!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Obi Wan didn't die, he became One with the Beard. Here's how the dialogue went... Obi Wan: Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine. Darth Vader: ****! I KEEL U RAWWWWRR! LIGHTSAVER TO DA FAAAAASE! Obi Wan: *Disappears* Vader: *Swings his blade at an empty robe.* Obi Wan: Trololololololololololololololol, one with the beard n00by n00by n00blet lolz. ps, im nekkid Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! one with The Beard. I like the sound of that. Lesser beings will never know the power of the Beard because they are unworthy. That's why Luke will never beat Kyle. You can get as powerful in The Force as you want but you will never reach Beard level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishraArtificer Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Ill always have R2-D2 beside me in a bar fight. That little droid is tough as nails and know how to handle almost any situation. Hes been fighting for what... 80 something years. He knows more dirty tricks than lando and Han combined! Dwee-doop ..beooooop blip...Except they don't let droids in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I would have to bring an Ewok. If they are able to bring down an entire Imperial Legion while losing only one Ewok, I am sure he could do some damage in a bar fight. Obi Wan didn't die, he became One with the Beard. Here's how the dialogue went... Obi Wan: Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine. Darth Vader: ****! I KEEL U RAWWWWRR! LIGHTSAVER TO DA FAAAAASE! Obi Wan: *Disappears* Vader: *Swings his blade at an empty robe.* Obi Wan: Trololololololololololololololol, one with the beard n00by n00by n00blet lolz. ps, im nekkid Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Perfect Trollesu Form! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Answering the question with a reference... ever notice everytime Obi-wan goes into a bar and has a drink he cuts someone's arm off?? That's who I want...I think...unless it's my arm...wait!! True, everytime he goes into a bar he cuts someones arm off. They have Obi-Wan detectors along with droid detectors at every cantina now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykr Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I'd bring Jar Jar Binks, only because he'd annoy the hell out of everyone there before the fight even starts. (ps: remember to bring earplugs for yourself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelna Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Han Solo. he's been in so many bar fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminen Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 General Grievous. One, he's an awesome super thing with four arms, he can crack 4 skulls at at once...and I'd love to meet him... On a less fanboyish approach, Obi Wan. He cuts people arms off..and can keep the Death Stick salesman away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naizgrel Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Greedo,... owait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VJade Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 luke skywalker (in his prime) clearly the most powerful and subsequently most dangerous person / character in the entire SW universe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarterKillss Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 I mean is this even a question. I would Bring Admiral Ackbar. IT'S A TRAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicGurl Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 If I were dragged into a bar fight (probably reluctantly) I'd want either Corso Riggs with me or Kira Carsen. I could see Corso lighting up the entire bar with his rifle while yelling "Yeeeehawwwww!" and people ducking for cover. And I could totally see some sleaze sauntering up to Kira to try and hit on her, only for her to whirl around lighting fast, and smash the hilt of her sabre against his face and hiss "Eat lightsabre, jerk." Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supahhappy Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Zonoma Sekot. That's right, I would bring an entire planet in the bar! Come at me bar patrons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthius_Kar Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Who was that guy with the lightsaber and the beard? You know, he had an apprentice that fell to the darkside. He fought the empire and cut down some darkside folk with his impressive lightsaber skills....can't remember his name though. I think it was Kyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unicornfive Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 in a bar fight? Canderous ordo to have my back. Also calo nord is great in bar fights. One...two.... Three. Boom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfxagldh7we this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unicornfive Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 the sith emperor, because he is immortal he is an amazing tank:D He is "immortal" I would prefer Darth Sion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorroazul Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 (edited) Come on, pals! The answer is quite obvious: Boba Fett. All I have to do when some nasty fellows approach me, is turn around and say: "Yo, Boba! Those guys said your father was a loser". Edited May 13, 2012 by zorroazul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Well, I would bring Chewie, or Wrenga Jixton. If you haven't read Shadow Stalker, I recommend it. Shows what Jix can do in a bar fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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