... How to win Life-sized Satele Shan figure

[GrouchyOldJedi]

Darth Malgus is the perfect nursery decoration. Glowing red eye night lights. A looming presence in the dark to make the child feel safe at night. Toss in a recording of Malgus reading Green Eggs and Ham and your kid will never stop talking about it through years and years of intensive therapy.

[LydMekk]

Oh Satele, I never knew you thought of me that way.

 

Here... let me help you out of that bulky armor.

 

I'll be gentle...

 

LOL Just what I was thinking too...great mids think alike etc...

[HiddenPalm]

Darth Malgus is the perfect nursery decoration. Glowing red eye night lights. A looming presence in the dark to make the child feel safe at night. Toss in a recording of Malgus reading Green Eggs and Ham and your kid will never stop talking about it through years and years of intensive therapy.

 

"I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox

I do not like them in a house

I do mot like them with a mouse

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like them, MALGUS-I-AM!!!" - mornings with Darth Malgus.

[coldmiser]

Methinks this thread has gone to dark sided places.

[HeatRacer]

Darth Malgus is the perfect nursery decoration. Glowing red eye night lights. A looming presence in the dark to make the child feel safe at night. Toss in a recording of Malgus reading Green Eggs and Ham and your kid will never stop talking about it through years and years of intensive therapy.

 

http://theinfosphere.org/Nannybot_1.0

"Sleep little dumpling...I have replaced your mother."

 

(surprisingly, I couldn't find an actual clip; this one uses the audio at least)

Edited April 1, 2014 by HeatRacer