Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 27: A census taker once tried to test John Williams. He blew out the guy's eardrums with awesome music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 28: John Williams once entered a music contest. He played one note and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 29: When John Williams was born, he won a lifetime achievement award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 30: John Williams has more Force power in his little finger than the entire Sith Empire and Jedi Order put together. Edited April 7, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 31: When any musician, dead or living, lists or has listed their musical influences, they never mention John Williams. That's because his influence is a given. Music would not exist without John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 7, 2012 Author Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 32: John Williams once got an award for breathing, because his breathing makes music. Edited April 7, 2012 by Wolfninjajedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 33: One time the Devil challenged John Williams to a music duel. John Williams won the contest when he laughed at such ridiculousness, as his laughter created a harmony that made the Devil weep and scurry back to Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 34: John Williams killed Greedo by whistling first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 7, 2012 Author Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 35: Scientists have been trying to power machines using John Williams music, however each attempt has failed because no machine can be powered by his music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 36: John Williams swallowed Boba Fett. The name "Sarlacc" is Huttese for "John Williams." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 37: George Lucas wrote Star Wars based on John Williams' music. The music posessed George Lucas, and extreme creativity ensnared his mind. Unfortunately he wasn't listening to John Williams' music while he was directing the films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 7, 2012 Author Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 38: There is no death, only John's music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 39: John Williams once winked at Princess Leia. 9 months later, her twins were born. Edited April 7, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 40: John Williams' power level is always over 9,000. He can take a quiver of arrows to the knee and remain unaffected. His Wrestlemania record is 21-0. Edited April 7, 2012 by Datamonger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 41: When John Williams first logged in his character on SWTOR, he was already level ∞. The game recognized who was playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 42: John Williams farted loudly once during a performance. The crowd thought it was the most beautiful music they'd ever heard. Edited April 7, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 7, 2012 Author Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 43: Sidious was scared to fall asleep, because he was afraid of John Williams appearing in his dreams. Edited April 7, 2012 by Wolfninjajedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 44: Only Sith deal in absolutes. John Williams will absolutely mess you up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 45: When preparing for their roles as Obi-Wan, Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor both used a real-life Jedi for inspiration... John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 7, 2012 Author Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 46: The Empire tried to re-create John Williams power, they called it the Death Star. However it was so pathetic, John laughed and it blew up. Edited April 7, 2012 by Wolfninjajedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 47: Star Wars is an eye witness account from John Williams on own first-hand experience in a galaxy far, far away... Edited April 7, 2012 by Datamonger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 48: Think of a beautiful woman. Got one? Good. John Williams did her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 48: Think of a beautiful woman. Got one? Good. John Williams did her. Fact 49: John Williams does not need condoms. His music offers natural protection. Edited April 7, 2012 by Datamonger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 7, 2012 Author Share Posted April 7, 2012 Fact 50: A single hair from John's beard, can be used as a focusing lens for a lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Fact 51: Justin Bieber was out on the street one day when he overheard two people talking about John Williams' music. He asked "Who's John Williams?" and was immediately fried to a crisp by Force Lightning. Edited April 7, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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