Palatine Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I have quit my job to make sure that i would have plenty of time to spend on the early access. I have finished with my girlfriend to make sure she doesn’t get in the way. Have also cut all ties with family and friends in the most horrid way possible so they dont ever contact me and disturb my gaming! I have even cut out a hole in my chair which has a urine and crap bowl underneath so i don’t have to leave the PC. All this for nothing Bioware. Still i havent recived my access! Really annoyed i cut a hole in my chair! sarcasm off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moerken Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) lol... So much hassle, when all you could done was to move ur stuff to bathroom... but i pity you about the chair. Takes years to heal. Edited December 16, 2011 by moerken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skwark Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 FAIL - I did all those things aswell, PLUS, Im connected to the nutrition drip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbongoumbongo Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) All this for nothing Bioware. Still i havent recived my access! Really annoyed i cut a hole in my chair! Should have pre-ordered the Razer commode. It's like a regular commode but it has LEDs, 32 buttons in the arm rests and the bowl has an Icon you can flip to show Republic or Empire logos. (And only $75k) Edited December 16, 2011 by umbongoumbongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernelpanik Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Don't worry, the last invites sent yesterday only lead to "server maintenance" this morning. Sitting here waiting for the servers to come online, I wish I had a hole in my chair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMac Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) I have quit my job to make sure that i would have plenty of time to spend on the early access. I have finished with my girlfriend to make sure she doesn’t get in the way. Have also cut all ties with family and friends in the most horrid way possible so they dont ever contact me and disturb my gaming! I have even cut out a hole in my chair which has a urine and crap bowl underneath so i don’t have to leave the PC. All this for nothing Bioware. Still i havent recived my access! Really annoyed i cut a hole in my chair! sarcasm off Server will be back up in 18 minutes. Sheesh...can't wait? Edited December 16, 2011 by MadMac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmjarec Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 um i dont think its everyone they let in that led to longer maintenance its them being over whelmed and underprepared idiots. i can see them being a flock of ostriches with all their heads shoved so far in the sand all you can see is their feet sticking out. really? how could they NOT KNOW that this would happen if they understaff.. their communication is worse than any mmo i've played and i've played them all since UO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliu Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 The invites today will come, just wait for 8:00am CST which is 2:00PM GMT you should have your invite by then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) I have quit my job to make sure that i would have plenty of time to spend on the early access. I have finished with my girlfriend to make sure she doesn’t get in the way. Have also cut all ties with family and friends in the most horrid way possible so they dont ever contact me and disturb my gaming! I have even cut out a hole in my chair which has a urine and crap bowl underneath so i don’t have to leave the PC. All this for nothing Bioware. Still i havent recived my access! Really annoyed i cut a hole in my chair! sarcasm off Never had a job.. Deflated girfriend.. Family never liked you.. No friends in real life (imaginary).. Mom wont let you stink up her basement.. Edited December 16, 2011 by Mewn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rim_ Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Dude you should sell your life story,i for one would love to miss that at the cinema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moerken Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Don't worry, the last invites sent yesterday only lead to "server maintenance" this morning. Sitting here waiting for the servers to come online, I wish I had a hole in my chair... simple, you need a chainsaw, some steelwire, steelcutter,ducktape, stainless steel bucket, 20 feet rope, a Van, Slingshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliu Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 a Van I wonder why you would need a van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTempest Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Best thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moerken Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I wonder why you would need a van hmm... so do i, Wierd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrenli Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 All this for nothing Bioware. Still i havent recived my access! Really annoyed i cut a hole in my chair! Yeah, that must be really annoying. If I would be BW I would at least sent someone to your house with a chair plug! Really, how hard that would be for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Should have pre-ordered the Razer commode. It's like a regular commode but it has LEDs, 32 buttons in the arm rests and the bowl has an Icon you can flip to show Republic or Empire logos. (And only $75k) I giggled....mostly because i think Razer will get to that eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moerken Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Yeah, that must be really annoying. If I would be BW I would at least sent someone to your house with a chair plug! Really, how hard that would be for them? And some lovely, tickely geisha-balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatine Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 DANG, i just got crap and pee on my hands! damn bowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlobbrEdd Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Thats all pretty clever, and a hell of a lot easier than beating down 3rd graders to stay at this library computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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