Twas the night before exodus and all through team blue.
People were raiding without having a clue.
Their weapons were bloodied and stained from the fray.
With a glimmer of hope that they may win the day.
The tanks were dug in and getting pounded pretty hard,
they dreamed of some heals but they were to far.
Obvious with her blaster, and Flux in fine digs,
were throwing down deeps that snapped mobs like twigs.
From deep in the back jumped two mighty men,
one of them shouting” best be full of WIN!”.
Into the mix they dove like two rabid womprats,
one of them remarked “were obliged under contract”
the fight now got fierce and they knew they were due,
it looked as if one them may have found a clue!
The boss dropped some adds and they all OH MY'd,
some must have thought they would possibly die.
Obvious shouted she was right on the ball,
get your asses together, this day we'll not fall!
Clueless or not at this point the fight hurried,
sabers and blasters fueled the team with blind fury.
Fight Wolf! Heal Corrie!, Fight Nat! and Flux,
Fight Pittz! Heal Fels, show that boss what's up!
From his cleave and buffs, to the smash and rocks,
Win the fight , Win the fight, knock'em outta his socks.
With raw unmitigated rage they continued the fight,
their merriment drew near as they removed the light.
The boss did not know that his end may be near,
I could be mistaken but he seemed full of cheer.
Finally he toppled, as he fell shouting HO HO HO!
They all gathered near to see what gifts were bestowed.
The white beard! The red cap! And a fine coat to match!
THE 8 TAUN TAUN CARGO SPEEDER!!! oh snap!
Now the looting was done only one final play,
the story they came for, the reward for the fray.
Obvious clicked the term and clueless stood paused,
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! You killed Santa Claus!
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