Guildrum Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 So did we ever find out if Avis was real or not? She may be a figment of Mynock's imagination, but she will always be real... In our hearts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunazen Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 This is the coolest thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirdthestrill Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) This is the coolest thing You should have seen it before the wipe. Not that it isn't cool now, but it was much larger back then. Edited March 1, 2012 by Mirdthestrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatlocker Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 only saw this just now. I haven't had time to do first-post recap nonsense yet, but this is one of the master-sheets that i've been using for a while: (warning: Huge, 1000x1000px image) http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/5502/charactermsheet1.png also here's other things that i saved from before: http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7263/mynocklogo.png http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/page92.gif update later tonight. it's alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_SkyChanger Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 She may be a figment of Mynock's imagination, but she will always be real... In our hearts... Pretty sure she was Mynock's equivalent of Victor Resnov. and a cross somewhere between Jane and Kestrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacoslayer Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) >> Ask bearded cyborg if he is some sort of space FISHERMAN. ... he probably has a good story. Edited March 1, 2012 by tacoslayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankist Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) Accuse the bartender of a bunch of stupid things until he admits to one of them. http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page12.png You INTRODUCE yourself to BARTENDER, who tells you that his name is BART "BARTENDER" EN'DARR. After the civil introduction, you proceed to make A SLEW OF RIDICULOUS ACCUSATIONS WITH NO BASIS UPON WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW. WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? The Nar Shaddaa Liquor Commission DID YOU KNOW THE OUTLAWS? No. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE OUTLAWS ARE? Still no. I THINK YOU'RE RACIST AGAINST ALIENS. Alright. I THINK YOUR A REPUBLIC SPY! Yes I am spying on the strippers and transients in this district. OR MAYBE YOU AREN'T RACIST AGAINST ALIENS. That works too. THIS METHOD OF GETTING INFORMATION IS TURNING OUT TO BE INCREDIBLY INEFFECTUAL, ISN'T IT? Yes. BART is being INCREDIBLY OBSTINATE. You decide to take it to the NEXT LEVEL, with THREATS of PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page13.gif YOU WILL TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW YOU FAT BALDING RACIST CIVIL RIGHTS ADVOCATE OUTLAW SPY BARTENDER. http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page14.png Sir, you need to stop doing that. Edited March 1, 2012 by Lankist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacoslayer Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 >>Flip over last table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feline_Jaye Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 YOU WILL TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW YOU FAT BALDING RACIST CIVIL RIGHTS ADVOCATE OUTLAW SPY BARTENDER. Ah... I do love this series. >>Flip over last table. Loudly REFUSE to stop flipping table and FLIP the LAST TABLE to prove your point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConspicuousTree Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 ATTEMPT and PROBABLY FAIL to flip over the COUNTER that the BARTENDER is standing at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 >Grab the fat guy next to you and threaten to kill him of the Bartender does not tell you what you want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacbinyac Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) take his cool helmet as compensation for your time than charge out of the bar flipping the last table as you charge by Edited March 1, 2012 by zacbinyac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tovenar Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Ask why the strip is clearly cut in half so as to obscure the sexy sexy booze girls. Proceed to grab booze and contact and create booze girl on the verifiable side of the strip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirdthestrill Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 >Flip over the bartender. You feel like flipping something, and you're tired of doing inanimate objects. DARK SIDE PLUS 50! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickpaw Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Bring out your awesomely cool and insanely incredible turbo-charged dilithium powered uber maxed out blaster carbine and threaten to blow up the place if the Bart refuses to cooperate!!!!!!!! (Then remember that Bounty Hunters can only wield blaster pistols. Awkward.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_SkyChanger Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) >Try ONE MORE LINE OF QUESTIONING. If he checks out... then why not give him a http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3738/page282.gif If not, (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ Flip him too. (╯°□°）╯︵ /(.□ . \ ) Edited March 2, 2012 by Darth_SkyChanger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatlocker Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 >Is this one of those blue points/red points moments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondoman Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Threaten to flip over the last table if BART doesn't tell you everything he knows about the SCOUNDRELS you are looking for. Then after he tells you flip it over anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_SkyChanger Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 In addition to my previous suggestion, >DEMAND him to PROVE TO YOU whether or not he has any ILLEGAL CONTRABAND. http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg576/scaled.php?server=576&filename=page20.gif&res=medium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yargovish Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 >Accuse the BARTENDER of running an UNSAFE ESTABLISHMENT, pointing to the FLIPPED TABLES as OBVIOUS PROOF. Threaten to report him to the RELEVANT AUTHORITIES if he does not START TALKING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarrelDragons Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 > using your contact to distract the barman while you do so you can steal the prety hat on top of the shelf, who know how usefull a hat could be on this job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacoslayer Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 >>Notice how BARTENDER looks like a familiar character from a totally UNRELATED thread about the adventures of your bounty. >>Link this information with the helmet sitting on top of the shelf. >>Double take. >>Wander off doing something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankist Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) > using your contact to distract the barman while you do so you can steal the prety hat on top of the shelf http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page15.png CONTACT distracts BARTENDER while you STEAL his HELMET. BARTENDER asks if CONTACT has payed the NON-HUMAN SURCHARGE. CONTACT says she hasn't BOUGHT anything. BART says, in that case, that she can GET THE F- http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page16.png PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK OR I WILL END YOU. THAT HELMET HAS BEEN THROUGH MORE CRAP THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE, AND IT'S STILL SPOTLESS. IT HAS IMMENSE SENTIMENTAL VALUE. FLUKE threatens to SCRATCH the HELMET. TELL US EVERYTHING OR THE HELMET GETS IT. http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page17.png BART says, alright, fine, you want a STORY? He'll tell you a STORY. BART tells PATCHY to put on some http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page19.png "First time I met MYNOCK was YEARS AGO. He was just some PO-DUNK LOSER looking to TURN HIS GARBAGE LIFE AROUND. We didn't really GET ALONG, but we made a good enough TEAM. I was a TROOPER and he was an ACCOUNTANT, but in our minds, we were FEARLESS OUTLAWS." http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page18.png "We met a MIRIALAN BOUNTY HUNTER named KESTREL. She'd been EXILED by the EMPIRE for having a CONSCIENCE or something. I don't know, she was an alien so I only really listened to the things she said a quarter of the time." http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/page232.gif "We all stuck together for a while. Got pretty close, watched each others' backs. We never really made all that much MONEY, but I guess we weren't really in it for the MONEY to begin with." http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/page222.gif "Of course, we got into trouble. Frequently." http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/page319.gif "We got our hands on something everyone wanted, and nobody should have had. Pissed a lot of people off. Garnered quite a bit of infamy, some of it deserved." http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/page749.gif "Then we got into more trouble." http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/page788.gif "We had some folks on our tail for a while. Set out on more than one quest for vengeance, justice, or just generally saving the galaxy. Caught the attention of some bad folks. They shouldn't have caught ours." http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/page751-1.gif "Then we got into more trouble." http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/page275.gif "Then I punched all of the aliens in the face and saved the day. The end." http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page17.png FLUKE gets the FEELING that this guy might not be ALL THERE. You know, BRAIN-WISE. ((YES THIS UPDATE IS THE EQUIVALENT OF A CLIP-SHOW. DEAL W/ IT.) Edited March 5, 2012 by Lankist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondoman Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 That was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_SkyChanger Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 >Bait him onto your crew with the helmet, as if he were a dog following a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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