mousestalker Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 lol this one is my favorite Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wleighton Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Yesterday, scientists on Hoth revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred Troopers twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't park their speeders. That slayed me. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brimmer Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 During a trip across the dune sea upon Tatooine, a jawa notices a sand person walking towards him, he was quite unstable, loosing his balance often. The jawa knew he had a 15 minute journey ahead of him to return to the sand crawler; so his only choice was battle! Knowing he was little to no match for a warrior such as a sand person, the jawa searches through his inventory for what could be his weapon of choice. Unable to find what his trusty blaster, he decided to pretend to be a droid. The Sand person raised his arms in the air, yet not a sound was made; with the heat of the sun glaring down on the little Jawa he didn't pay it much attention. Only a few steps and the sand person would be in striking range! The jawa did only what first came to his mind, he would play dead! The sand person halted in his tracks, staring at the Jawa for a moment, then started to take off his clothes. The jawa thought to himself, now is the time to run! Before the jawa could move the sand person took off his robe to show that it was really two a jawa standing upon another jawa's shoulders, playing a prank on their friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amonette Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 "Darling" says a Trooper coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the Holo-TV and fart". Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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