Star Wars geeks! Assemble! I need your help!

[sithspaceraptor]

So I experienced something cool in the train last saturday, and decided to write a small column for a (the best) free newspaper we have here. Anyway, I need your help with the last line. Basically, the entire story is about me having this non-verbal flirt with a nearby (beautiful) girl throughout the entire trainride while I have a conversation with a friend.

What I wanted to ask you guys is a funny ending. Right now (translated into English) the sentence is something like this: Did she smile because she thought I was cute, or did she smile because she could hear us through her headphones? Was she smiling with me or at me? For the topic at hand was far from arousing: Star Wars. Specifically, if Ewoks are just tiny bears or count as actual, true aliens.

 

I'm not yet satisfied with the last part, but I can't think of anything better (although as it is now, the casuals will get it sooner probably).

Help your fellow nerd out here!

 

For reference, we were talking about SWTOR and our RL D20 SWRPG, but that'd just not hit as well

[SkullTang]

"Such conversations are always a start for a new adventure" or something like that

[ErikModi]

"If Ewoks are just annoying live-action teddy bears, or fierce warriors in a tiny, ferocious package."

 

"Whether or not Jar-Jar Binks was just the Gungans' answer to *insert choice reference to pop-culture/political figure you find especially detestable.*"

 

"If Gungans, Quarren, and Mon Calamari count as "fish" for purposes of Aquaman's super-powers."

 

"If there are any sushi bars on Mon Calamari."

 

"What, exactly, Han was talking about when he asked for a 'hydrospanner.'"

 

"How, exactly, a single Star Destroyer generated that much waste just sitting there."

 

"What happens to a Sarlacc who isn't fortunate enough to live next door to an irate Hutt."

 

"Why, exactly, Jabba apparently had that bronze bikini outfit 'just laying around.'"