Uh, because the point of most wars isn't to just obliterate everything on a planet, but actually to conquer it? Come on.

So I experienced something cool in the train last saturday, and decided to write a small column for a (the best) free newspaper we have here. Anyway, I need your help with the last line. Basically, the entire story is about me having this non-verbal flirt with a nearby (beautiful) girl throughout the entire trainride while I have a conversation with a friend. What I wanted to ask you guys is a funny ending. Right now (translated into English) the sentence is something like this: Did she smile because she thought I was cute, or did she smile because she could hear us through her headphones? Was she smiling with me or at me? For the topic at hand was far from arousing: Star Wars. Specifically, if Ewoks are just tiny bears or count as actual, true aliens. I'm not yet satisfied with the last part, but I can't think of anything better (although as it is now, the casuals will get it sooner probably). Help your fellow nerd out here! For reference, we were talking about SWTOR and our RL D20 SWRPG, but that'd just not hit as well