Gantoris_Aym Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Jedi: I don't think we should see each other anymore. Sith: WHY!?! is it because you think I'm fat? I know I've put on a few since the war ended.... Jedi: It's not you...it's me, I just don't think I can date right now. Sith: Wha...I...I LOVE YOU, you can't do this to me! Jedi: sorry baby, but this cowboy has other horses to ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienstalker Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Jedi: I don't think we should see each other anymore. Sith: WHY!?! is it because you think I'm fat? I know I've put on a few since the war ended.... Jedi: It's not you...it's me, I just don't think I can date right now. Sith: Wha...I...I LOVE YOU, you can't do this to me! Jedi: sorry baby, but this cowboy has other horses to ride. lol. nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
springlordpants Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Sith: I don't stalk! I just know! Jedi: wow, the force is really strong with you huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCarnage Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 "hey want to trade places for a week?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaedrant Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Jedi: Do you guys get dental? Sith: Yeah but are retirement plan sucks. Jedi: Well, at least your uniforms are better. Sith: I guess. How do you keep yours looking so nice? Do you use starch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaskull Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) :hope_02:Sith: Sex, drugs & Rock'N Roll baby, you wanna join in? :hope_04:Jedi: **** yeah! Edited February 8, 2012 by gaskull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeckTator Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Sith: Help me take this mask off Jedi: But you'll die Sith: Nothing can stop that now, for once let me look at you with my own eyes. Jedi: *Nod* Sith: You were right about me, tell your sister you were right Jedi : I won't leave you, I have to save you Sith : You already have Cry Cry. Oh wait...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCarnage Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 sith: hey we know each other a long time..it cool i date you sister ? jedi: sure why not, you trust worthy enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
internaty Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Jedi: I rule the galaxie and everyone you will bow down to me. Sith: free milk and cookie's forever one!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneRebel Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 ...So a Jedi, a Sith, and a Voss Mystic walk into a cantina one day and the bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GusVIII Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 "I don't agree with you, but I respect your opinion." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgonius Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Awkward elevator conversation Jedi: "Soo...how 'bout them Rotworms?" Sith: "I didn't catch the game last night. Was too busy murdering innocents." Jedi: "Oh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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