Xavot Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 15) Access to all skill talents for every class and spec 16) All the points for 15) at level 1 so I don't ever have to choose. 17) Thu'um abilites 18) My own TV show 19) Fork of Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammarye Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) 10. All local Imperial guards to regularly inform us that they used to be Sith until they took a lightsaber to the knee. 11. Bioware clearly has enabled insufficient security. All game & forum access to now be available only via blood sample or EA-provided clone to log in for you (only available with the CE). 12. Jedi shadows must now wield a nine bladed lightsaber. Not three or four or five, but nine! 13. The pony must be able to shoot lasers from its eyes & transform into a Star Destroyer. Edited December 14, 2011 by Grammarye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxlord Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Actually, I've thought of other things I will need. K9 as a companion. We all need a tin dog.Dr Evil to be my accountant. One MILLION credits.A personal tailor. Loot clothing is SO yesterday.My own soundtrack. Not in game, in real life. I want walking around music.The Pick of Destiny. Self explanatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 [*]A personal tailor who matches outfits to chest piece. Loot clothing is SO yesterday. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxlord Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Fixed. No, because then it is still using the same clothes everyone can loot - just color matching. *I* want to look like the unique snowflake I really am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavot Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 [*]My own soundtrack. Not in game, in real life. I want walking around music. Damn, I wish I had thought of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 No, because then it is still using the same clothes everyone can loot - just color matching. *I* want to look like the unique snowflake I really am. I like the cut of your jib, Sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestry Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 My names override and reset other players who may have taken that name before me. It's my name damn you. I start at level 50 I get GM powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammarye Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 *I* want to look like the unique snowflake I really am. Which via an unusual tangent brings us to entirely reasonable demand number 134, which is that Bioware must craft each and every snowflake on Hoth to be entirely unique, or it's just not an acceptable MMO level of quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Oh, I would also like the ability to take my character from SWTOR and infiltrate other MMOs to PVP the players there. (But only if I always win, if I don't always win then I don't want to do that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestry Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 My character will be personally desinged by the artist my my choice, and then inserted into the game just for me. No limitations on race, size, look of gear, etc. I get all personal animations. Plus I get my own personal unblockable global chat channel so I can spam my Godliek wisedom across all the worlds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuriostone Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware: 4. A Shrubbery. Not in game. A real one. Mailed to me before the 20th. If anyone else has any additional demands (of a humorous and sarcastic stripe), please add them. I demand a second shrubbery, a little shorter than the first (so we can make a nice two-level effect) with a path down the middle. Also, waffles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skraaj Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I demand the ENTIRE world gets this game on the day of launch. And it becomes free to play. This way people never have a true excuse to fall behind. Everyone starts at the same time. Without any worry about getting the game a month or so after release and being set oh so far behind. And for those who can't find the money for the sub, well they get it for free as stated above so they don't fall behind a month or two. Worst thing to do in an MMO is have all your players fall behind each other. Oh also when someone completes a Raid, I need to get the gear for my class from that raid. Even if I didn't do it. So I can keep up. Thanks Bioware for fixing your mistake and keeping the game even for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xevan_van_Bickel Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware: 4. A Shrubbery. Not in game. A real one. Mailed to me before the 20th. Lol, Monty Python ftw. x) I want a RL Mako at home. And as merciful and not that demanding, I will open the door asap to not let her have a cold. Maybe, just maybe I will then forgive BW for granting me access b4 the official early access. For the foot-massage I can put Mako to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammarye Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Furthermore I demand that Bioware consult with me at least six months in advance of releasing any new content to the game, to check that it suits me personally - unless it's PvP content in which case I will simply invoke the provided I-Win power that they will also be including. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedKremlin Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 72 Virgins... wait, no, thats something completely different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavot Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I've decided that all of the people in this thread are great because you have a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I've decided that all of the people in this thread are great because you have a sense of humor. /virtual fistbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiteOn Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Ingame access to redtube... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derity Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) I want a friend. A real one. Edited December 14, 2011 by Derity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammarye Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 72 Virgins... wait, no, thats something completely different You have to be very careful to specify gender there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxlord Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Ingame access to redtube... Too easy. How abut the ability to direct NPCs in the mechanics you desire, and that after complete, Bioware films the encounter with real people, and mails you the DVD. Free of charge, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedKremlin Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 You have to be very careful to specify gender there.... Thank you my good sir, I almost walked into a sausage factory. Ahem, 36 female virgins, and um, 36 ****ty girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Aaaaand the entire thread just got creepy as hell, I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedKremlin Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Aaaaand the entire thread just got creepy as hell, I'm out. High five, great success? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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