Jazhara Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 7. My personal starship needs to be the EBON HAWK Fixed again. Oh, and #11: I want to play as a neutral faction and have both light-side and dark-side rewards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xilax Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Wait... with or without Captain Jack Sparrow? This is important! With, everyone needs a companion, even if he´s covered in makeup, right? or how was that again... xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 With, everyone needs a companion, ESPECIALLY if he´s covered in makeup. Fixed that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artilleryshell Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 12) I would like for your company to disband and funnel all profits to me, also, I want your first born children and your wives. all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esproc Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 7. My personal starship needs to be the Serenity Fixed, properly this time. And I want to use 2 double bladed lightsabers, at the same time, with extra powerful moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padawan_ender Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 7. My personal starship needs to be Serenity. Final fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaffery Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 16. My personal Star Destroyer and 2 more companions, Lord Vader and Emperor please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbiddog Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 12) I would like for your company to disband and funnel all profits to me, also, I want your first born children and your wives. all of them. Take my wife...please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FotonUrth Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 3. My Sith Warrior will be able to wield 3 lightsabers instead of just two. 8. A Pony. I second this, but my pony MUST be Applejack. If it is an in game pony, I am okay with that. Also If you could sell my girlfriend to a Hutt so that I can play my game undisturbed. That'd be nice too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osanna Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 4. A Shrubbery. Not in game. A real one. Mailed to me before the 20th. QFE!!! ^^^ 9. A Herring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Also If you could sell my girlfriend to a Hutt so that I can play my game undisturbed. That'd be nice too. You know... there's a very easy fix to this. Get girlfriend addicted to the game = problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenshincl Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Please add 4 more demands so i can put them to the words in 12 days of christmas song!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iGypsy Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 99. Chainsaw machine guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gertrillex Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) Fixed. No need to fix that. 9. A machine gun that shoots chainsaws Edited December 14, 2011 by gertrillex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonDayspring Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I want my personal starship to be the Death Star, with an infinite improbability drive, adamantium grates over every ventilation shaft, and Chuck Norris guarding the Shield Generator. My level cap is to be ∞+1. I want an emote that lets me divide by 0. I want my character class to be Q. My EGA must begin last January. If my impossible and unreasonable demands are not met, I shall ***** and whine like an ******e on the forums, pester SWTOR team members on their twitter, threaten to cancel my preorder (even though I never actually will), and make life miserable for everyone that has the misfortune to read one of my posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laverre Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 A new graphic engine, the only real way to see the depth of an RPG without all the glitter and gimmicky stuff is do it like the old games did, do it like Rogue did. We absolutely need ASCII graphics, makes producing addons much faster and we get rid of all those evil casual and social players who never will understand the true meaning of RPG, achievements, first kills and just play for *shudders* fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSeventhJedi Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 9. All servers wiped 5 minutes before I create my character to herald my incoming awesome. I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeca_Cutrer Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) Since almost everyone who has expressed their outrage at this awfully executed launch has mentioned poor communication, the following should immediately be granted to players: 1. All new features need to be announced via personal house call from Rockjaw. 2. All new features must be available to all players five days before they are promised. Therefore, if an expansion is released on July 15th, all players MUST be playing it by July 10th, which means all players MUST have access to it by July 10th. 3. You know what? Screw that. All players must be playing new features before they are implemented. 4. NO MORE DISCRIMINATION. Absolutely no favoritism can be shown in any way. That means other people shouldn't get to play sooner than me just because they live in a different time zone, or don't have a job that prevents them from playing, or have legs that can get them to the computer faster, or own a computer. Edited December 14, 2011 by Jeca_Cutrer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDarksword Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 My demand is really simple. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazhara Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 99. Chainsaw machine guns. I know what you have been doing while waiting for access.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxlord Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 16. My personal Star Destroyer and 2 more companions, Lord Vader and Emperor please. For that, your Personal ship HAS to be the TARDIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 For that, your Personal ship HAS to be the TARDIS. Too late I already called TARDIS on Page 2! DIBS! (This also includes The Doctor so keep your filthy mitts off him too.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxlord Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) Too late I already called TARDIS on Page 2! DIBS! (This also includes The Doctor so keep your filthy mitts off him too.) I'm just saying, that if that person wants Vader & the Emperor - the only way to get them is to have a ship that can travel through time. And you can keep the Doctor. I'll settle for Captain Jack Harkness. HE uses guns. Edited December 14, 2011 by Maxlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 And you can keep the Doctor. I'll settle for Captain Jack Harkness. HE uses guns. And bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booruusk Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I LOL'd IRL!!! Great post OP!! ....and all the follow on "demands"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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