Entola Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 (edited) "Twas the First Day of Work"by Entol - The Razor Server It's the first day of work, and that being saidI have visions of lightsabers, dancing in my head As I stumble into work, I greet each with a grumpI'd much rather be slicing a Sith to a stump All my junk's where I placed it when I left 2 weeks agoI plop in my chair and think "This days gonna blow" When what should my wondering eye should appear On the internet I find out that I'll soon have new gear New Lightsabers, New Headgear and Even New Armors!Oh those guys at Bioware are clearly some charmers My eyes pour and pour over every dot, every tittleI shamefully admit, from my mouth, a little spittle Not a word I have spoken as I pretend to do workBehind my spreadsheets and word docs, my skills I rework In my office my boss comes in with a boundHe's in a mood and just looking for someone to hound As he drones on and on a thought makes me merryThat if I was dark-side I'd pop his head like a cherry Once he's gone, something catches my eyes with a jerkA forum post that I read makes me wish I rolled merc But now that I'm level 30 I feel I'm committedA thought of a re-roll just can't be permitted Finally I feel that it must be time to go homeI can't help but feel happy as I minimize chrome But my hopes are all dashed when I look at the timeIt's only ten past two, so I stop on a dime So here I must stay, in this chair until fiveBut don't count me out, through the force I'll revive. Edited Cause Art is always a work in progress. Edited January 4, 2012 by Entola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsChevious Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Haha. I just got back to work today too...<3 this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilla Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Just wanted to say ROTFL... love this OP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncognitoCat Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 I LOL'd. Right there with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entola Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 Just got a little inspiration when I was sitting in my office this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyxali Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Lol I go back tomorrow. I will be remembering this. Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybbie Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 So much win. Thanks for posting:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olinore Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Hahaha! I feel your pain! Writing from work myself! Very nicely done! At least when I arrive and leave I can chat about SWtOR with the two IT guys, whose office is close to the door. xD A poor non-gaming coworker tried to be nice to the geeks and asked us, to join the conversation: "You know Final Fantasy? It's a game, right? ...I think my son plays that." LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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