Darth_Slaine Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) 12 Steps to Building the Perfect RP Server The following recommendations are not to be considered seriously and fall under the heading of parody... 1. Open a ticket asking where the RP is 2. Open a ticket reporting the name Skysword for not being RP enough 3. Open a ticket requesting more restrictive naming rules for RP servers 4. Open a ticket appealing your subsequent forced-name-change explaining that the name Droidsjeswannahaffun is RP when you use it 5. Open a ticket reporting a chair for not allowing you to sit on it 6. Open a ticket reporting a groupmate for choosing the Dark Side option in Esseles when you wanted the Light Side 7. Open a ticket requesting that you be absolved from character death because the whole thing rather breaks your immersion 8. Open a ticket reporting everyone in your last Huttball run for being OOC -- really, what Sith plays ball? 9. Open a ticket requesting chat bubbles 10. Open a ticket reporting the chat you don't like 11. Open a ticket reporting Light Side Sith, Dark Jedi, compassionate Bounty Hunters, generous Smugglers, cowardly Troopers, and frivolous Imperial Agents for "doing it wrong" 12. Open a ticket requesting a server transfer because you can't find anyone here to RP with Edited January 2, 2012 by Darth_Slaine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberCommando Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 ROFL! Yousa made me giggle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivri Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 xD Hahahaha Oh gosh, if anyone is -actually- doing that, I feel sorry for the GM reading it in the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrisskar Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 xD Hahahaha Oh gosh, if anyone is -actually- doing that... Welcome to the Role-playing forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sendra Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 OP is a thing of beauty. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traykoff Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 I find your lack of confidence in this game disturbing... But hell, if you pay me enough, I might throw some more point to support your cause After all, credits are credits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obic Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Bonus step 13. Find actual Role-play, can't RP now, gotta level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acheros Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 I really didn't find this funny at all. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macheath Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 8. Open a ticket reporting everyone in your last Huttball run for being OOC -- really, what Sith plays ball? Perhaps they should play more ball. Luke might have been more open to joining Vader and ruling the galaxy "as father and son" if Vader had just played a little catch with him as a kid. -Macheath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Slaine Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 I really didn't find this funny at all. Just saying. Maybe I should have called it a Tragedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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