My heart is full of awesome ranked culture. I feel it all throughout my body especially when i pee

Updated!!! Now with testimonials!!!! But dont take my word for it! Check out what other PvPers have to say about my TIPS!!!! "As a sorc, I've seen you get blown." -Erexion "We have another Spliffy on our hand's" -Ashwinn "Thanks for the PvP tips Disciples, I don't lose anymore." -Antikz

Don't worry, every time I make a new toon on this server it gets better. I'll just roll another. You're welcome harbengur

Don't worry, every time I make a new toon on this server it gets better. I'll just roll another. You're welcome harbengur

Can we get a sticky for this ASAP pls

I AM Satanus and I AM simply the best Harbinger has to offer in terms of state of the art pwnology. This introduction is mostly for the new people to the server. I'm sure everyone else who pvps knows quality when they see it and over the course of my swtor career you all have seen a smorgasbord of QUALITY... mostly from me. The intended purpose of this post is to alleviate the daily strain I suffer from carrying people through WZs. Below you will find the 3 secrets to my success. I'm only going to share these once, so pay attention and feast your eyes on the THREE MOST IMPORTANT ATTRIBUTES OF PVP MASTERY. period . The 3 secrets are: Dedication, Pain Tolerance, Foreseeing Future Events #1 DEDICATION This didn't happen over night trust me. This happened over many nights spread out between erotic vacation getaways, powerful power lunches discussing foreign currencies, and also working in a scientific lab. In other words no matter what, YOU have to make TIME to be the BEST! I make time so you make time. No excuses. #2 PAIN TOLERANCE Sometimes the road to being the best hits a snag. Last winter I hurt my back and wrist chopping down trees for my grandma way up high in the mountains of Oregon. I was using a 500 pound chain saw that exploded. The force of the blast caused the tree to fall on my body and exposed my genitalia to the elements. Did I quit SWTOR? Nope, Despite my injuries and mutilations I still logged on that night and carried you slobs to victory. Work through the PAIN. PAIN is temporary unless its chronic. #3 FORESEEING FUTURE EVENTS. Being able to anticipate impending developments accurately will enable you to formulate and execute a plan of action. FOR EXAMPLE: at the beginning of the WZ look around.... Am I on your team? If Yes, then you can anticipate victory . If I am not on your team, then am I on the opposing side? If Yes, then foresee your *** quitting the WZ immediately. But dont take my word for it! Check out what other PvPers have to say about my TIPS!!!! "As a sorc, I've seen you get blown." -Erexion "We have another Spliffy on our hand's" -Ashwinn "Thanks for the PvP tips Disciples, I don't lose anymore." -Antikz

You make it sound so easy, but you're not varying in the variables which only add to the illusion of variety of choices. Switching instances would mean I cant have it my way, which is the way I have grown accustomed to having it.

All forms of PvP should be removed from the PvE servers!

I want to put together a list of all the Regstar PvP guilds on the server. With this list we will be able to coordinate and avoid each other while running 4man premades and double 4man sync queuing. This way we can optimize the Pro to Pug ratio ensuring great success. Please post your guild and I will add em to the list!! REGSTAR GUILDS -Dissipulz

OMG LOL!!!! JONNY Mad Dog u still da best of em!!!! Can I add you to my frens list?? Post that Youtube vid of you killing that nooby class rage jugg at grass and the other where you kill that dirty sorc for hurting then healing himself alone at snow. Simply da best Mad Dog!

Stegosaurus wuz best dino ever!! R.I.P Stego, u shall be missed

I love you Johnny Mad Dog!!! Big fan!! loved your Youtube vids!!! Awesome post!!

Sick of hearing people trash mouthing us about how we stink and shuld get out of the jean pool! So I am here to set it up nice & straight! 1. guild bank 2. we always go in fully buffd up & stimd up unless we forget 3. we did ranked 4. Garmanbozia /Arnoldhorseshack /Heisenberg hopefully never plays again 5. A guy from Goof Troop once waved at Satanus 6. We never give up! Never surrender! untill we die from getting killed or quit 7. never go snow unless nobody goes then we send 1 guy to go to snow Our guild leader Eadres is our oldest member and is almost majestically done with puberty , so if u got a BIG problem! or a bonnur to pick! Then deal w/ him!!!!!!!

As you all may or may not know Satanus was my bestess and truest fren for real. He looked like Ryan Gosling and could pack away the pancakes at IHOP like a champ. Just yesterday he finally succumbed to Hilaris, a rare genetic disorder that causes your facial hair to grow thick, shiny and full but also drains you of valuable fluids and b12 vitamins. His favorite song was "November Rain" by Guns n Roses and Im listening to this as I type. Please take a moment to remember a great pvper, an excellent speller, lover of dogs and guys with British accents. You were my prince Sat, a tru gentleman, connoisseur of fine syrups and especially a tru fren. Goodnight sweet prince and ill see you under the apple tree in heaven.

How do I get out of this chicken **** outfit?