My inspirational story... Some preteen girl merc healer kicked my *** in some reg. I rerolled merc healer, coincidentally wound up in her guild 2 years later. I went back to her for advice when I started playing tank in 4's. She said my mask was ugly, and she wanted some fruitcups. Now here I am, a better person. Actually a true story.

I wore full tank gear and you still tank tunneled me, Bammbamm. I guess that's why it didn't work, though.

The delusions are strong with this one. http://imgur.com/SqPhIsC http://imgur.com/yHkhoHx Lvl 65... ranked... erdface... dunked on... I guess you can always pretend it was someone else.

I went there. Started a **** storm. 10/10 would do again.

I said ranked is harder than regs. What a shockingly hard truth. I didn't say anything about farming healers at mid doesn't count. Hell, I linked two screens of my own farming healers at mid, and it's still #1 on that class. I said I'm done posting reg scores, time to post ranked screens. I didn't say anything about making a different list. I said ranked matches should be noted as ranked matches. Then instant salt. And if you don't already realize why getting high numbers against an organized tank/heals/2dps team is more difficult, I'll spell it out for you: Some of these top regs dps scores also show their biggest hit as 29K? Wow, either that player is extra pro, or there was some juicy zero expertise fodder in there. Doesn't inflate your dps at all, right? As a dot spread spec, you don't get 7 players to dot up. You get 2 dps and a tank, can't dot the healer cause you're trying to CC him. If you're the biggest damage threat on your team, you get all the taunts, the hardstuns, you get pulled for carb 3 times per minute, the tank follows you around and puts guard on whoever you're targeting. If you want to prove otherwise, queue up. I'm respectful to anybody who queues ranked. Anybody who queues or even talked about queuing can vouch for that. Ok, I'm done talking.

Here's Xaney globalling Erdface in group rank. http://imgur.com/BNzERgX Here's Xaney globalling Erdface in group rank again. http://imgur.com/UOyUZri What do you know? Erdface getting globalled by Xaney in group rank part 3. http://imgur.com/OpYvoOv I'm surprised you have the gall to say anything about Xaney, as many times as he's dumpstered you. Yeah, I have to post DPS screens of other players in rank, cause I play tank in rank, no pretty numbers for me. And if you wanted me to post my own top dps screens, my name's still next to that top spot on AP PT.

I mean, I am DS... so am I jumping on my own dick? Sounds a little too kinky for me. Anyway, come queue up and shut me up if you've got a problem with what I'm saying.

Alright, enough screens of damage farming 3 healers at mid in reg WZs, managing only 3 kills. How about some real production? Highest DPS I've screenshotted from Group Ranked matches, and these should be listed as such. Xani Madness 4052 DPS http://imgur.com/OkMlwa4 Jalgo Hatred 4186 DPS https://imgur.com/IxDh2yV Xani AP PT 3644 DPS https://imgur.com/Lpa8izm It's not the same trying to farm damage when you're up against a tank, 3 sets of taunts, and being triple pulled for triple carb. If you guys disagree, you're always welcome to play us in group rank to see if you can replicate some of those reg numbers.

Um, no. You want ops lead so you can spam about spilling your fruit cups in ops announcements. Bonkbonk.

Sniper ill-suited for ranked?? Lol what. Now for some more meaningless numbers. PT Tank in Solo Ranked. http://imgur.com/a/JISsU 4 screens. Atox outdps'd me as sin tank in one of those, but SHHHHHH!

Numbers mean nothing, so I don't even know why I'm posting. Oh well. AP http://imgur.com/bLL3HYY AP http://imgur.com/4nlVoPg

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