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LordAnoose

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  1. Eh. its been down for what 4 hours i think? no fix? no word? nothing? DA ***!
  2. Too all of you who care Find me on the Imp side if you wish. character name Lordanoose
  3. We are sorry that we are taking our sweet time having monkeys smash hammers on the server cpu, we will get back to you with further news when aviailable thank you for the wait.
  4. This just in, surprise new bulletin. No news yet.. still waiting. Be back at 11 with more details... Wait i'm sorry, i have just received word that there will be no update at 11, back to you Eric!
  5. this is so super cereal and cool soo.. just saying check this out, or god will smash 10000000 kittens
  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKJRPPA6NBQ i pissed my self laughing
  7. Oh dear god idk if its the insomnia making me laugh or just the ridiculousness of this
  8. Another side note, I LIKE CHOCOLATE ICECREAM ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME
  9. what if the deserter is richard simmons?
  10. Rules of Combat USMC Bring a weapon. Preferably, bring at least two. Bring all of your friends who have weapons. Bring their friends who have weapons. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. Only hits count. Close doesn't count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough, nor using cover correctly. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a big weaponand a friend with a big weapon. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived and who didn't. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting is more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the weapon. Use a weaponthat works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." Someday someone may kill you with your own weapon, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. In combat, there are no rules, always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. Have a plan. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. The visible target should be in FRONT of YOUR weapon. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. Don't drop your guard. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them). Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a ".4." Army See USMC Rules for combat Add 60 to 90 days Hope the Marines already destroyed all meaningful resistance Navy Spend three weeks getting somewhere Adopt an aggressive offshore posture Send in the Marines Drink Coffee Bring back the Marines Air Force Kiss the spouse good-bye Drive to the flight line Fly to target area, drop bombs, fly back. Pop in at the club for a couple with the guys Go home, BBQ some burgers and drink some more beer
  11. i love how no one posted in the forum for awhile after i made that last post.. shows me people are reading and confused
  12. 6 brave men took up arms and walked into a cave, there they were met by a pizza. This pizza looked at the brave sweaty men and told them they were not yet worthy of wearing a golden boot. So the men when questing where they met up with a Brock, Dave England, Hitler and French toast. French toast was the fiercest piece of french toast the world have ever seen. These brave adventurers stopped at a mushroom and licked it repeatedly for no apparent reason, just then out of no where a flying squirrel came and powned Brocks *** into the future never to be seen again. The men cried for they lost ***** boy who carried there stuff. When the came upon Filthy **** Robins they bowed before his mighty earlobe and began to praise the ground in which they were also sleeping on. When morning came they looked up into the sky and saw a cat jumping from a light post. But this was no ordinary light post for it was actually a bear with four arms!! The battle was intense and no man went unsatisfied by the light post four armed bear! But when all was said and done they forgot that they actually parked the van 6 blocks south and felt stupid! found another one... im so confused
  13. his is the story of filthy Caulk robbins.... Once upon a time in the ear of a elaphants *** was a boy named henry... whos best friend was a number 2 pencil named gary he loved his gary pencil so much that he went to the market to buy a lampshade cuz his left shoe is slightly bigger than the wall on his ceiling his mom purchased at a gas station when she went looking for her toaster that she misplaced she backtracked where it last was she found it in a potato that had been laying out for approxamently 7 years this fall is going to be filled with joy and snowmen who were build and brought to life by the left ******** of morgan freeman a famous child actress in the 70s, henry and gary the number 2 pencil went on a picnic to go see a moose at the petting zoo in 1712 however there was a problem with there teeth so they couldnt walk properly due to the strange events expressed here they now feel stupider but they continue neway they r now continuing there journey to destroy the livling snowmen as they go on the came across a Justin Bryce and a King Trevor whom they asked to help them take out the snowmen and finnaly stom morgan freemans left ******** once and for all so they decide to put a banana between there buttcheecks and count to M because the sandlot was an awful movie about football just read that on facebook what is this world coming too?
  14. That is the smartest thing i have ever heard anyone ever say about anything
  15. Focusing on Tom Cruise for to long can de-oxygenize the brain.
  16. i was gonna blame the irish man drinking russian men.. but i didnt want to be rude
  17. On a side note someone just hit a parked car down the block. i want to watch to see what happens because im noisy.. but this is more entertaining..
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