I admit that my search of the thread was not exhaustive, but after many many pages I did not see this one that I got last night which had me laughing
My knight reaches Tatooine, and I find myself approaching a Jawa sandcrawler sitting outside Anchorhead.
Kira drops something along the lines of
"Someone should tell the Jawas that no matter how large their sandcrawler, they are still always going to look short... Still, it is a sweet ride, though."