Applying for that Security Officer Job. 1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family? The name's Jebe Timur. Most folks just call me Timur. I'm a "Freelance Law Enforcement Agent", because my partner says Bounty Hunter isn't a fancy enough word for a job interview. Now, ever since I was a Nerf herder back on my homeworld, I've always relied on Czerka arms and equipment. Good price, durable construction, and when you shot something with a Czerka, it tended to stay down. With the recent Galactic Economy kinda on the downturn, "Freelance Law Enforcement" don't quite pay the bills like it used to, so when I saw this advert, I figured I'd try a more "Stable" job. 2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.) I beat my rival in a Bounty Hunting competition by letting him take a joyride into hyperspace on a self destructing rust bucket of a ship, and I beat the toughest S.O.B on Hoth, a man who ran around without a shirt. Oh, there was this one time I beat the Osik of this pompous arse of a Alderanian noble and got away with it. 3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success? I achieved all the above accomplishments by being the meanest, toughest, and most relentless sapient in the Outer Rim. I've eaten so many blaster bolts I can identify the gun manufacturer by taste. I've killed all kinds of species, creatures and robots, a lot of them armed with nothin' but my trusty gauntlet knife. infact, that's how I killed that guy on Hoth. I stripped to the waist and came at him with my knife, just so he knew he was killed by a man as tough as him. But as my momma always said, "You don't survive in the Outer Rim by being stupid." I'm plenty smart. Just not book smart. But them book smart guys, like them Jedi and Sith, they always seem to find themselves on the losing side of any fight with me because I'm tougher and cleverer by half. And lets face it, nothing says "Whatever it takes" like tracking a man across Hoth. 4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable? The thing about being a "Freelance Law Enforcement Agent" is that the pros only ask two questions: "What's the target" and "How Much am I getting for this job" I'm pretty sure I ain't got one of those Morale Compasses or whatever. Either that or mine don't work the same way most "Civilized" folks' do. I've eaten sapient organisms, killed younglings of all species, and even taken heads from my kills. I don't go outta my way to commit the sort of things "civilized" folk call atrocities, but if I need to, I will and it don't bug me one bit. "Whatever it takes" and all that. 5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation? Shoot the experiment, Eat snacks, then tell the "esteemed colleague" its his own damn fault for using a piss poor confinement apparatus. If he didn't half arse it, I wouldn't have had to put down the experiment.