You'll be much better off going about this road and try not to listen to the obvious trolls trying to get some sort of reaction from you.
Personally the best thing you can do for setting up effective and easy to use keybinds is starting off by making right strafe D and left strafe A. This opens up your Q and E keys which are extremely accessible. While everybody's keybind preferences are different but I most focus on your number keys 1-5, Q, E, F, G, V. Add shift and maybe even control modifiers for them and you can have almost every tool in your arsenal at your finger tips.
Good luck and I bet once you start getting used to keybinds you'll find your performance in game to go up dramatically.