Make sure you're running with java runtime version 8. I spent more time than I care to admit trying to run it on a wrong (higher) version. java -version If you're not using version 8 it will not run. Depending on your distro there might be several ways to change the default version of the Java runtime.

This is delicious material for my most paranoid imaginations. Have they broken so many classes on purpose? Is it some kind of conspiracy. CONSPIRACY!! The perfect excuse! People don't play! Let's shut the game down! Maybe that's what they want... Cause us problems so we don't play, and have the perfect excuse to close this waste of time!! Of course! It all makes sense now!! *takes off tin foil hat* And now talking seriously, if they don't offer some kind of compensation after they've fixed the problem I will just cancel my subscription, uninstall the game, and move on. I wish more people do the same SO I CAN PROVE MY CONSPIRACY THEORY (see above). Damn, i just can't be serious...

But I'm not from the USA D:

Woah, same.