So, as the title says, I am outsourcing my version of what da freak RP. What's this type of RP you ask? Well, friend, this RP is what happens when you let someone who has never done RP before lead a session (me). It kinda became my signature RP version after a while. So, in <Space Cowboys> we make summaries of our RP nights to have a record. So, here is the very first instance of freaky RP to help you get an idea of what it is.
Summary: Bribri received a tip about the daughter to a wealthy baron on Alderaan. Before the baroness could reach her destination, Space Cowboys ambushed her, took out her guards AND the Rist Assassins, and successfully stole the baroness back to their ship. It was here that many strange comments, tortures, and character developments occured. After watching his dear daughter suffer at the hands of Jaxhir and Coldsoul, the baron agreed to exchange "one billion bloody credits" and two shrubs for her safety. Back on Alderaan, the exchange went south as the baron ordered his butler, Pervy Philsonman--a 7-foot tall man with a loosely tied ponytail, leather pants, no shirt, a 6-pack, and enough oil on his body to make him shine, to attack! After a lengthy battle with Pervy (and briefly losing the baroness), the Cowboys retrieved their two shrubs and a crate of "bloody credits." Credits covered in sticky red jam. (Really, what were we doing last night?)
It only got worse. Wayyyyy worse. Or better. I suppose it depends on your perspective.
Now it's kinda expected that I have something weird go down happen when I lead RP.
Why the heck are you outsourcing THIS?
Good Question! You see, I think I have a pretty wide imagination, but more people means more imaginatiosn which means more crazy RP. So yeah. If you have any loco ideas, then you can let me know and I can blow the minds of my compatriots.
Bioware please dont hurt me for using a certain acronym