Curious how my email account tagged the notification as spam... Even my email system knows this is a sketchy idea.

Wow... You've never had to Game Master a RPG before have you? A basic tenet of ANY game is that no matter how thoroughly you attempt to anticipate player actions, they will always find that one method you hadn't thought of that will screw over your best laid plans. Dealing with players is 95% reaction, and 5% pro-active.