The Dark Side might have cookies, but we have a buffet like you wouldn't believe. Don't believe me? Then take a look at our sample menu and decide for yourself:
--Try our Prime Ops, ranging from rare to well-done, entirely dependent on your tastes, but always marinated in Jen'jidai's wealth of experience. (All ingredients supplied by our local Farmers! Get it while supplies last!)
--If that's not your preference, why not give our PVPlatter a go? Sink your teeth into the despair of your Enemy's Defeat, seasoned to perfection with a mix of our own chef's preferred spices. Be it Pre/Post-50, or even Ranked, we have what your heart desires!
--Maybe for tonight's meal, you'd like something more adventurous? In-depth? Something your very mind can bite into, and savor? Hit the buffet and dish yourself up a plate, or even watch as our experienced Chef whips up an incredible meal sure to sate your needs.
And the lighthearted conversations are just gravy! But don't take my word for it, apply now!