Rolodome Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 (edited) Your first instinct is probably: Duh, Darth Baras would win. He eats the Twinkies and now they don't exist anymore. And though we can argue that he also lost, since the Twinkies have raised his cholesterol levels, keep in mind the following: - Twinkies almost died out as a brand and then were resurrected. This fact alone gives them something Darth Baras has never had: The ability to come back from the brink of death and live on. Darth Baras, the piddly little man, got one big chance and he messed it up, even with all his crazy DS power and everything. Well, Twinkies tap into the yellow spongy side of the force, which has its own set of powers, clearly. Also, take note: Twinkies are yellow. What else is yellow-ish? Zakuul Knights. So Twinkies are at least as powerful as five hundred thousand Zakuul nights. Why five hundred thousand? Moving on... All of this is 100% proof that Twinkies are a serious contender. I think we have to consider that maybe Twinkies could take on the whole Dark Council. Stay tuned for my next versus thread: Theron's Hair Gel vs. a Black/Black dye module. Edited July 25, 2016 by Rolodome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrutchCricket Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Baras would try to eat the Twinkies, fail somehow and just scream impotently. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerraShar Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 lol Omg! make one for Corso!!! Corso + Old Flashy VS Weapon Tuning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersappe Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 After reading this post had to drive to the store and buy some twinkies thank for getting out the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysteryJoker Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 But he could win against cloud cakes. Being knock offs are something they have in common! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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