Raphael_diSanto Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 ... because it needed to be written, complete with emphasis on all the wrong syllables, just like the original! In The Empire (to the tune of In The Navy by The Village People) Where can you find lightning, Sith that are so frightening Learn torture and cruelty? Where can you begin to start your rise to power Korriban or Kaas City? Where can you learn to hate out of the starting gate Study worldwide tyranny Sign up for the battle or become the cattle When you and the Republic meet In the Empire! Yes you can sail off into space In the Empire! Stabbing Jedi in the face! In the Empire! Come on people grab a slave! In the Empire! Stand behind them, don't be brave! In the Empire! Come, backstab your fellow sith! In the Empire! Come on, push him off a cliff! In the Empire! They won't let you take the fifth! They want you, they want you They want you underneath their boot If you like to enslave or it's torture you crave Sign up with us now, today Don't just wait your turn! There's Bith that need to burn Or take a pretty Twi'lek slave You are never too young for a saber or gun Don't you worry 'bout your age Korriban is waiting to give you your training Help you channel all your rage In the Empire! Yes you can sail off into space In the Empire! Stabbing Jedi in the face! In the Empire! Come on people grab a slave! In the Empire! Stand behind them, don't be brave! In the Empire! Come, backstab your fellow sith! In the Empire! Come on, push him off a cliff! In the Empire! They won't let you take the fifth! They want you, they want you They want you underneath their boot They want you, they want you They want you to aim and shoot In the Empire! Yes you can sail off into space In the Empire! Stabbing Jedi in the face! In the Empire! Come on people grab a slave! In the Empire! Stand behind them, don't be brave! In the Empire! Come, backstab your fellow sith! In the Empire! Come on, push him off a cliff! In the Empire! They won't let you take the fifth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Wulff Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I saw the title and half expected . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bultitudes_Loke Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I don't want to sound like That Guy, but the Fifth Amendment doesn't exist in Star Wars... Otherwise it's pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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