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Worst Star Wars Quotes To Use In Bed


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We're Doomed! - 3PO

 

I have you now! - Vader

 

Who's scruffy looking? - Han

 

The more you tighten your grip Tarkin the more star systems will slip thru your fingers - Leia

 

Take care of yourself Han, I guess that's what your best at isnt it? - Luke

 

Come here my little friend, don't be afraid. - Obi Wan to R2

 

It's the ship that made the kessel run in 12 parsecs - Han

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Han Solo: [sounding official] Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.

 

Voice: What happened?

 

Han Solo: [getting nervous] Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

 

Voice: We're sending a squad up.

 

Han Solo: Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

 

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