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What Aarchaelen said :p We have our guild ship launched! As well as more stuff to come, including a guild in ArchAge! We're a community to stick together! Check our site out, apply in OP link or homepage, and feel free to ask Aarchaelen or myself any questions. SLACK TOGETHER, WORK ALONE! And then slack some more! And more...
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Crack That Slack! Just Slack It, Slack It Good!

http://files.enjin.com.s3.amazonaws.com/532226/module_gallery/original/1584913.jpg

 

Above pic. Is that circle slacking? I dont know, but that can be you! But only if you slack today! Hurry, before time never runs out! (now that would suck for slackers if we actually had time limits on things :p

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A Royal Slackers Recruitment Message

in Horribly Scripted Format

 

EXT. GUILD HQ/CASTLE - DAY

 

A body type 4, red velvet robbed KING SLACKER swoops by a PEASANT SLACKER outside. HOLOCAMERA DROID buzzes by.

 

Slacker Peasant

(grabs onto King's boot)

Please, good King Slacker sir, please tell these wonderful gents and lasses why they should join our League of Xtraordinary Slackers.

 

King Slacker

(deep high societal lazy, ego heavy eaten too many cupcakes voice)

Why, poor befuddled peasant, stop touching my boot or else it'll be the last thing you---

(sees HOLOCAMERA DROID showing people reading this)

---Last thing you'll touch as a dirty peasant! Haha!

(promotes peasant to noble slacker)

There, you can shower now, and you can pay your taxes to boot...

The King SHOVES the Noble Slacker away. He looks forward into HOLOCAMERA as he walks with female TWI'LIEK MAIDENS kissing his palms.

 

King Slacker

It's good to be the King.

(drinks Blue Milk. Looks to Server Droid)

Bringeth the cupcakes now! EXTRA cream filling or the Rancor scrap heap you go!

(looks to Holocamera)

Oh, right my recruitment message, uhm yes! Our quirky multi-gaming community-based Xtraordinary Slackers (yes yes yes we're aware there's no E!) is royal ranking. For every game! It's community based! Yes yes yes we're a non-elitist social casual guild with royal ranks, an oxymoron say you? How dare you judge--- Erhrhm... oooh!

(Droid brings King his cupcakes. Starts to nom nom)

Now, where were we, yes! Smelly peasants with limited bank accesses, start out as a peasant recruit and rise to be a Prince! It's possible! Ask my long lost son Zach'aelen. Prove to not be a dirty boot licking ninja thief leech, and quickly a provisional Noble Slacker you shall be!

 

Noble Slacker (Former Peasant Slacker)

Like me sir! I'll prove my worth and become a full member! You've all helped me so much!

King Slacker

What? Why are you still here? And why haven't you showered? Go save a village of ewoks or shave some wookies for my new wookie haired rug or something! But yes, full members, so then after a period of time and proven to be a team slacker having joined our website, thus paying your taxes, you will be knighted to Full Member! (Knight)! Stick with us a while and be active and helpful and become an elder as a Lord Slacker and laugh as you have your cake and eat it too in front of the peasant slackers. THEN, be really xtraordinary?Get land! More cupcakes! A Count Slacker as Lt. Officer is there and then the mighty Duke/Duchess Slackers as Full Officers, a rare honor. And the Prince Slacker our in-game Guild Leader in ArcheAge and my Queen my Vice GM since SWG and of course myself, your King Slacker Community GM/SWTOR IG-GL and Owner/Founder/master of all. Gee am I missing something what other titles shall I grant myself hrmmm...

Noble Slacker (Former Peasant Slacker)

Your message, sir! Tell them why and how to contact us!

 

King Slacker

oh uh yes my message! Wait, seriously why are you not in a warzone or getting wookie hairs for my rug or something? Do you want to see the dungeon!

(finishes cupcakes)

Droid! More blue milk! And bringeth more cupcakes! DROID! So join our crazy fun awesome family today! SWTOR, AA, more games! We're an 18+ but still mostly family friendly community for BOTH casual and dedicated and all the happy likes of slackers! We do Hardmodes, yup, story modes, yup, karaoke night OPS, yup... circle slacking... *** <---? Find out! Check site Apply/contact us today! Or tomorrow since you're a slacker! :) Now I must bid you adieu as I must sit on my beanbag throne and digest to make room for more cupcakes...

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Okay for the less quirky less crazy post... 3.0 is approaching and we're ready!

We may be slackers but we've improved and have competed on Conquest Boards (yes we have had our flagship since SH launched) for 5 weeks in a row top 5... we were 10k away from 3rd in crazy crafting bonkers week on CZ! Point is, we're doing tons of content and both have progression/HM and casual SM/Special Events OPS - as well as our guild expanded in ArcheAge! Multi-gaming fun loving awesome place! So, whether you're casual or even dedicated/very active player looking for less clinical hardcore and more communitysocial relaxed THAT STILL DOES STUFF including some HMs, well maybe slacking is for you? Come be xtraordinary! :)http://xtraordinaryslackers.enjin.com/home

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I ran with these guys last night. Great group of players to chill with and awesome personalities. Their progression in HM is still not as far along as they would like but they work at it and more importantly, have fun doing it.

 

I would fully recommend them if anyone here is looking for a solid group of people to enjoy the game with.

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Thanks Kalizo means a lot hearing that from folks outside guild who may PUG with us - and yes HMs aren't a main focus right now (tho we have our only HM progression group Landos Bromandos. Sadly their full) but our goal with some current new Slackgression groups (learning group with 60 SMs) is just get ppl more ready if they choose one day or if not have fun with those, getting acheivos, gearing. I will update main page/OP with stuff it's current. SO READ IT and be :cool::mad:

 

I also realize I ramble. Anyone that calls me out on that - CUPCAKES SEIZED! no cupcakes for you! :eek:

 

We are in a period trying to get recruitment back and things reorganized so join us for the mayhem err fun!

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I enjoyed filling out that exhausting application, but I can't tell if it went through, when I click Apply there is no confirmation, it wipes the password field and resets to the top of the form (kept my answers tho). I tried re-submitting once but didn't want to flood you in case they really are going through.

 

Update: I found the problem and this time got the confirmation I expected. I had to take a break first, whew, that's like work.

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Sorry to not reply sooner (slacker and all :) shh no ones supposed to realize we're aliens claiming to be slackers and are looking for slave labor to also possibly eat. Really tho half the questions are just BS :p Then again you earned your dozen alts being guilded by doing app that many times rofl :p

 

Enjin issue - should get a confirmation though but it can be buggy. If anyone tries to apply and gets similar issues XtraordinarySlackersGuild@gmail.com - quicker way to get a reply or if any questions sure reply here to thread, PM or email too I gave :)

 

Or just suffer the thought of not eating mounds of cupcakes of all flavors and frosting while slacking on our flagship barge with drinks and dancers and netflix steaming True Stormtrooper and House of Pazaak with slackers :).

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HI all,

 

I have been Slackers for roughly 1 1/2 years. I am a casual player, but with large aspirations. I was relatively inexperienced in raids and MMOs in general. I've found Slackers to be a great place to learn, with all levels of gear and skills. It is a great environment, with a mixture of raids, PVP, and special events. But most of all - FUN! If you want a hard core raiding guild, this might not be the guild for you. But if you want a great group of people, this is a great place! But also make no mistake - the skill level of many is very very high. We just like hanging out together. If you are in-game and want to know more, talk to any Slacker!

 

-- Jkson, Jxson, Jckson

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Been with the Slackers for about a year now, and I can tell you that they are one of the best guilds I have ever been in any MMO that I have played. Fun, patient, understanding, and most of all helpful!! This guild is not hardcore, but things are always going on! Try them out and visit the website.

 

Riry Stardancer

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Thanks Riry and Jkson! Appreciate the warm words

(okay here's your cupcakes and money, now buzz off dont let anyone know I bought your... oh wait this spoiler tag is public... I mean ha ha they arent being paid to write these comments....... :p)

 

 

Seriously though - our main goal is community, we aren't hardcore OR huge and never advertise that. But are a bit crazy.

 

We also got a YAVIN TEMPLE! Looking to unlock stuff though it costs crazy even for our Royal Ranking. Our Flagship has Hanger and another deck to unlock soon. We've dropped off in Conquest as of late, used to be every week top 10. We shifted our focus to OPS a bit - getting achievements before 4.0 when things go to 65. We're still all about fun and learning! And slacking :)

 

Anyways check OP out - check our main page, yes, our guild colors are like frosting sugar high crazy.

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So!

Lets get this back up for those who are looking for a relaxed and friendly Guild.

We are NO Hardcore Raiding guild but get the stuff done that we focus to get done! (most HM stuff comes part

by part, check our forum)

 

If that wont get u enough infos about our guild, just contact us ingame and ask in person :p

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We're open to recruitment again! We just finished 16m HM DP - all slackers - doing Snv NiM and Hateful Entity - all before Kotfe for acheivos. We also aim for Conquest Oct 13th for first.

 

Check OP - check site link http://xtraordinaryslackersguild.com/

Questions reply here, contact an officer or email: xtraordinaryslackersguild@gmail.com

 

We want to really get ready and get new folks in for expansion to enjoy game with and help out! You will be sorry! I MEAN WONT BE he he he he.........

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Celebrating KotFE with SLACKTOBERFEST Oct 24th! - Many events, including discussing, voting on slacker brews and drinking them on night! Other games, trivia, raffles, more.

 

We're also organzed a Conquest run before changes for #1.

 

We're looking at more monthly special themed events like Slacktoberfest - you'll see our site decked out too. Every Sunday is the new 16m open all experiences slackers OPS - cleared DF, DP HMs full slacker members, NiM SNV and currently TFB NiM before changes. WHEN KOTFE HITS? Still will be doing at 65!

 

Apply or ask questions and join us for full slackage!

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