Anysao Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 In A New Hope after Luke gets the Droids..... R2: "Sooo, Luke. Who's your daddy?" "Yeah, she might be beautiful, but you better not even think about it. SHE'S YOUR SISTER!!! I think you need to get some before we go any further. Or just go to your bunk for a while and get the job done." "Your dad was a wife-choker." "Your mom copped out and left you and your sister alone." "How do I know all this? I was THERE, dummy!" "Goldenrod over there? Vader built him." "Before he became a BAMF'in Sith Lord, Vader was an emo-whiny little nublet.... kind of like you." "Kiss my shiny metal daffodil butt!" R2-D2 knew everything. For all we know, this DID happen! Just at this point, I don't think Luke spoke droid-ese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonoku Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 C3-PO is the god, ask the ewok's I can't ask the ewoks if darth vader killed them, he also killed c3po. read my story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branch Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 *Vader is burning on the floors of Mustafar as the Emperor walks to him* Palpatine: "Well you're done for." *kicks Vader into lava* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 *Vader is burning on the floors of Mustafar as the Emperor walks to him* Palpatine: "Well you're done for." *kicks Vader into lava* I Lol'ed so hard at that. Good one:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Anakin: Padme, I love you. Padme: Oh, Anakin. I didn't mean to lead you on, but I kissed a girl and I liked it. I'm not into guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonoku Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Anakin: Padme, I love you. Padme: Oh, Anakin. I didn't mean to lead you on, but I kissed a girl and I liked it. I'm not into guys. lulll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdrallXGSTAR Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonoku Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 This thats just cutting scenes and putting them back together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdrallXGSTAR Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 thats just cutting scenes and putting them back together. ikr? Cause is far obvious what you said. Ye, the thread is aobut quotes that makes diferent and ridicolous scenes in Star Wars. So... why not linking a video mr unhappy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionflash Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Qui-Gon tactically retreats back to Obi-Wan when they get sepated just before the energy fields. Obi-Wan: Phew... thought you were gonna to take him on by yourself there for a second... Qui-Gon: Naw dawg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonoku Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 ikr? Cause is far obvious what you said. Ye, the thread is aobut quotes that makes diferent and ridicolous scenes in Star Wars. So... why not linking a video mr unhappy? I never said it was bad nor did I say i was unhappy, I was just saying what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krystianswtor Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Qui-Gon tactically retreats back to Obi-Wan when they get sepated just before the energy fields. Obi-Wan: Phew... thought you were gonna to take him on by yourself there for a second... Qui-Gon: Naw dawg. hehhhehe yeah thats actually probably what should have happened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killgunners Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 *Darth Maul appears at the door* Qui-gon: RUN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Luke: I now know that you are Anakin Skywalker, my father. Vader: That name no longer has any meaning for me! DIE!!!!!!!! decapitates Luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToEasy Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Darth Vader: Join me and together we shall rule the galaxy as father and son. Luke: Ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) On the Death Star: Vader: "When I left you, I was but the learner. But now I am the Master." Obi-Wan: "Youz still a nublet." Vader *emoRAGE attacks, and makes a mistake* Obi-Wan: *slices and dices, finishing the job he started on Mustafar* "Yep. Still a n00by n00by n00blet!" Luke runs up: "You killed him!" Obi-Wan: "Yeah, he was your daddy, but he went loony toons. He'll never be One With The Beard!" Edited August 13, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 On Endor: Luke to himself: Do I tell her she's my sister. Why? We have such great chemistry. Leia: Luke what's wrong? Luke: I think you know. *Kiss her Leia: Let's go find a private hut somewhere. It wouldn't end Star Wars, but it's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirdthestrill Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 "You're right! I won't blow up Alderaan, a better demonstration would be a random, uninhabited moon like Yavin IV" -Grand Moff Tarkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Qui-Gon: He is to be trained then? Mace Windu: No, he will not be trained. Qui-Gon: too bad kid, back to Tatooine you go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuscad Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 On Hoth C-3PO: Luke hasn't returned yet. Han: Where is he? C-3PO: Nobody knows. Han: I am sure that he'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane_Ren Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Jabbas sail barge. Artoo fires sabre, totally misses lukes skiff, lands in Sarlaac. Lando's response "Daaaaamn dude" or fires bottle of beer just like Face's droid in Wraith squadron book. Luke probably still pwns all by glassing jabbas retinue though or Han misses and shoots Lando between the eyes, Later Wedge flies through death star on his own and finds another Lame azz excuse to go home early " I can't stay with you, I left something in the oven" Edited August 13, 2012 by Kane_Ren context Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killgunners Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 *Vader is burning on the floors of Mustafar as the Emperor walks to him* Palpatine: "Well you're done for." 'Leaves Vader to die" Palpatine: "Clone trooper, your my new apprentice, you will be called Darth Matt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediaidertwo Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) *Vader is burning on the floors of Mustafar as the Emperor walks to him* Palpatine: "Well you're done for." 'Leaves Vader to die" Palpatine: "Clone trooper, your my new apprentice, you will be called Darth Matt." BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Vader: So, you have a twin SISTER. If you will not turn then perhaps she will. Luke: Hey, that's a great idea! Well if you'll not be needing me anymore i'll be off! Vader: Noooooooo! 'Vader hurls Luke down the reactor shaft' The attack on the Death Star, inside the Millenium Falcon Nien Nub: Geri waka waka fishy nible! (They are jamming us!) Lando: I have no idea what you said, it sounded like 'I'm hungry and i smell a fish!' Nien Nub: Goopy waka monkey wrench! (You ******* idiot!) 'Admiral Ackbar crashes into the Death Star' Edited August 14, 2012 by Jediaidertwo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravager Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Republic Cruiser Captain: "With all due respect, the ambassadors of the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately." Nute Gunray: "Request denied, zhis blockaad ees strictly Trade Federation territoreh. You must show zhta you haff approval from zhe Seenate!" This is gold. Zhe Seenate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediaidertwo Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 *Vader is burning on the floors of Mustafar as the Emperor walks to him* Palpatine: "Well you're done for." *kicks Vader into lava* Another masterpiece!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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