Aurbere Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 How To Accomplish Your Life's Work Without Falling To The Dark Side by Master Nohmen Karr Karr's a chump. You fight him three times in a row and he gets weaker everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) "How to walk both sides of the Force"-by Revan "How to be one of the lamest Dark Lords ever"-by Malak "How to mind **** people with your race"-by Yoda Edited May 2, 2012 by Darth_Solrac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 "How to walk both sides of the Force"-by Revan "How to be one of the lamest Dark Lords ever"-by Malak "How to mind **** people with your race"-by Yoda The Yoda one sounds funny. What stinks is that George doesnt want anyone to know what Yoda is. Maybe because he doesn't even know it. If he does know the least he could do is tell us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 The Yoda one sounds funny. What stinks is that George doesnt want anyone to know what Yoda is. Maybe because he doesn't even know it. If he does know the least he could do is tell us. "How to make lol BS cannon"-George Lucas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 "How to make lol BS cannon"-George Lucas NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! How to react to the loss of a loved one- Darth Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! How to react to the loss of a loved one- Darth Vader "My enduring love-How to withstanding your whiny, spazing Sith boyfriend's domestic abuse via choking"-Padme Amadila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 "My enduring love-How to withstanding your whiny, spazing Sith boyfriend's domestic abuse via choking"-Padme Amadila LIARS! Dealing with the lies of your friends and loved ones. By killing them ALL!- Anakin Skywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) LIARS! Dealing with the lies of your friends and loved ones. By killing them ALL!- Anakin Skywalker "The High Ground-Do's & DONT'S" by Darth Vader Edited May 3, 2012 by Darth_Solrac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 "The High Ground-Do's & DONT'S" by Darth Vader The High Ground and you. Killing your former student.- Obi-Wan Kenobi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 The High Ground and you. Killing your former student.- Obi-Wan Kenobi Touche. Make it a forward to Vader lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 Touche. Make it a forward to Vader lol. Getting revenge. Whether he surrenders or not.- Darth Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevonDs Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 "Dammit I Drew First" Greedo "Know when to hold'em. Know When to Fold'Em" Moff Tarken "My Pod Racer Adventures with Spanky, Buckweat and Alphalpha" Ani "gee wiz I'm cute" Skywalker "How to Avoid Cliche Cultural Stereotypes" Watto and The Trade Federation "How to Drive Safely" Mark Hamill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevonDs Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) A couple more "THIS IS CNN" Darth Vader "Erotic Oil Baths" C3P0 "Oh MY GOD, OH MY GOD I get to be in a Star Wars Movie" Jimmie Smitts "Protecting Classic Films" G. Lucas "Skin Care For A Healthy Look" Palpatine Edited May 3, 2012 by DevonDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Hey, Luke. Who's Your Daddy? by R2-D2 I Know What's Going On, But Nobody Else Does by R2-D2 Kiss My Shiny Metal Butt: The Art of Dealing with Prissy Gold Protocol Droids by R2-D2 Actually, I would buy all those books, since R2-D2 IS the Most Interesting Droid In The Galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IheartGreenGirls Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Everybody Poops --E. Wok (A bantha makes a biiiiig poop!) Ow! My Head! Or, How to Recover From Embarrassing Social Mishaps --Stormtrooper 347 Jedi Diplomacy --All the Sand People Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Moonshadow Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 When it's too good to be true: Ten easy steps to tell when you're walking into a trap by A. Ackbar How to ruin your legacy with a single film by George Lucas How can we make everyone hate Star Wars? The steps behind the NGE by Sony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemmingLeader Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 How to ruin your legacy with a single film by George Lucas Nice jab, man. Nice jab! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 How To Accomplish Your Life's Work Without Falling To The Dark Side by Master Nohmen Karr "the perfect jedi" - by jeasa williams (i know it only works if you were a darkside SW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 "The Ifs, Hows, Whys, and Whens of Surrender" by Gilead Pellaeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalimarr Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 "How to run a Tusken train on an enslaved mositure farmer's wife and keep her alive" - by Rograk Phanok, Tusken Chief "Surviving the death sentence in over 12 systems" - by Dr. Evanzan (this is a 2nd edition with a new addendum for random cantina encounters with old Jedi masters) "Workplace safety and You: no handrail in the Death Star firing chamber is NOT okay " - by DS Trooper Ralos "How to woo a Senator using the worst pick up lines in the Galaxy" - Anakin Skywalker "I married a mass murderer" - by Padme Amidala "Younglings classroom discipline and maintaining it with a lightsaber" - Darth Vader "Not doing much good back there: the secret way to rise through the ranks of Rebellion starfighter command" - by Wedge Antilles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I Did It All For The Money by George Lucas with Special Guest Writer Gene Simmons Separation Anxiety by Darth Maul It Cost An Arm, Both Legs, and My Left Nut by Anakin Skywalker I Did It All For the Wookiee by Jolee Bindo with Fred Durst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) "Do or do not, there is no try: A lesson in lifting your starfighter out of a swamp." By Master Yoda. (Published posthumously) "Mastering the Challenging Language of Gunganian" By Boss Nass, foreward by Jar Jar Binks. "Frozen in Carbonite: Meditations in suspended animation" By Han Solo "Ergonomic Chairs: The Menace of the Galaxy" Anonymous Edited May 3, 2012 by Guildrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 "Ergonomic Chairs: The Menace of the Galaxy" Anonymous I know who wrote it. Lord Grathan or one of his scientists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhudian Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) "Mastering the Challenging Language of Gunganian" By Boss Nass, foreward by Jar Jar Binks. Shouldn't that title read, "Yoosa Becomin' Good at dat Bombad Speak'a da Gungan"? Edited May 3, 2012 by Rhudian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Shouldn't that title read, "Yoosa Becomin' Good at dat Bombad Speak'a da Gungan"? its almost scary how much you sound like one of them, you didn't write their parts in TPM did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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