outotoro Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware: Well, I see you have failed me again, because I didn't get my invite to play the game today, the 14th. Yes, I know the game doesn't come out officially until the 20th. Yes, I know the advertised start of early access was the 15th. Yes, I know that while I pre-ordered the game in July, I didn't turn in my code until sometime in September or October, but still, I should be in there playing now! Therefore, I will make the following demands which must be additionally acceded to, otherwise I will make loud threats - they will be mean, and angry, and something about taking my ball and going home. My demands are as follows: 1. Immediate access to the game.2. My personal level cap is to be 55, not 50.3. My Sith Warrior will be able to wield 3 lightsabers instead of just two.4. A Shrubbery. Not in game. A real one. Mailed to me before the 20th.5. World peace - except on PVP servers, where there shall be plenty of lower-level characters of the other faction for me to attack and slaughter.6. My Smuggler should have access to force powers. In addition, these powers should not be bound to the global cooldown, because Captain Studdly-Solo is beyond the laws of some global cooldown.7. My personal starship needs to be the Enterprise.8. A Pony. If anyone else has any additional demands (of a humorous and sarcastic stripe), please add them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxlord Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 9) The unlimited ability to lock posts I don't agree with. After I get the last word, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indaria Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I want my personal Companion to be Rockjaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalcator Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 9. All servers wiped 5 minutes before I create my character to herald my incoming awesome. 10. A refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterEddard Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 7. My personal starship needs to be the SR2 NORMANDY. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasmith Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I want my flying car! I was promised a flying car by the 21st Century. And tourist trips to the Moon! And cheap, clean energy! And.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrlvapor Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 10) Remove the space bar option and just let me see text Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jchrismando Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 A winning lotto ticket to have enough time to play and whine about your awesome game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icrusoe Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I want my pillow fluffed every night before I go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustTed Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Can I be in your guild? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nethander Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 11) A 50% share in game profits for my early investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wynternight Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware: Well, I see you have failed me again, because I didn't get my invite to play the game today, the 14th. Yes, I know the game doesn't come out officially until the 20th. Yes, I know the advertised start of early access was the 15th. Yes, I know that while I pre-ordered the game in July, I didn't turn in my code until sometime in September or October, but still, I should be in there playing now! Therefore, I will make the following demands which must be additionally acceded to, otherwise I will make loud threats - they will be mean, and angry, and something about taking my ball and going home. My demands are as follows: 1. Immediate access to the game. No. Can't have 2. My personal level cap is to be 55, not 50.See above. 3. My Sith Warrior will be able to wield 3 lightsabers instead of just two.I do NOT want to know how you'll hold the third lightsaber 4. A Shrubbery. Not in game. A real one. Mailed to me before the 20th.Ni!! 5. World peace - except on PVP servers, where there shall be plenty of lower-level characters of the other faction for me to attack and slaughter.I like this idea 6. My Smuggler should have access to force powers. In addition, these powers should not be bound to the global cooldown, because Captain Studdly-Solo is beyond the laws of some global cooldown.No, can't have. 7. My personal starship needs to be the Enterprise.You'll get a United Galaxy Sanitation Patrol Cruiser(bonus points if you know that telly programme 8. A Pony. Neeeeeiigghh!! If anyone else has any additional demands (of a humorous and sarcastic stripe), please add them. 9. Dear Buddha, I'd like a rocket ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sotaudi Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Uh ... it is their ball. You can threaten to go home, but you can't take the ball with you. Just sayin'. 12) Once a day, your smuggler should be able to go into any Cantina and shoot Greedo first. 13) In the process of doing 10), you should have the option to be able to right click on Greedo to change him to Jar Jar. If you do, the once a day limit is removed, and everyone in the Cantina can shoot him, too. 14) 12) and 13) are only possible with the /screwthetimeline emote active. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxlord Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 9. Dear Buddha, I'd like a rocket ship. Quark. How many points do I get???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbiddog Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) 15. My own Fotress where scantily clad Twi'lek women pillow fight at my command. Edited December 14, 2011 by Rabbiddog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmaura Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware: Well, I see you have failed me again, because I didn't get my invite to play the game today, the 14th. Yes, I know the game doesn't come out officially until the 20th. Yes, I know the advertised start of early access was the 15th. Yes, I know that while I pre-ordered the game in July, I didn't turn in my code until sometime in September or October, but still, I should be in there playing now! Therefore, I will make the following demands which must be additionally acceded to, otherwise I will make loud threats - they will be mean, and angry, and something about taking my ball and going home. My demands are as follows: 1. Immediate access to the game. 2. My personal level cap is to be 55, not 50. 3. My Sith Warrior will be able to wield 3 lightsabers instead of just two. 4. A Shrubbery. Not in game. A real one. Mailed to me before the 20th. 5. World peace - except on PVP servers, where there shall be plenty of lower-level characters of the other faction for me to attack and slaughter. 6. My Smuggler should have access to force powers. In addition, these powers should not be bound to the global cooldown, because Captain Studdly-Solo is beyond the laws of some global cooldown. 7. My personal starship needs to be the Enterprise. 8. A Pony. If anyone else has any additional demands (of a humorous and sarcastic stripe), please add them. I agree with you except. I want world peace on everytihng but the pve servers and instead of a pony I want a platypus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wynternight Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Quark. How many points do I get???? All of them!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanoling Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) I want a blaster that can hit GhostCrawler from here. In the face. Edited December 14, 2011 by Nanoling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 7. My personal starship needs to be the TARDIS. Fixed again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzeal Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I want an exclusive mount which would be a flying space snail that has 10000% movement speed and can shoot lasers that deletes other players characters and gives all their stuff to me. Honestly, Im not asking for much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantus Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 The ability to post on the forums what I'm thinking, with copious use of expletives without the fear of warning or forum bans. Also the ability to lock threads at will with a mere thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slystalker Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 As a Jedi I want nothing. As a Sith I am just gonna take it anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xilax Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 7. My personal starship needs to be the The Black Pearl there you go, the only choice really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baturcotte Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 On April 1st of each year, all Sith should be turned into clones of Dark Helmet, and all companions should be turned into Dot Matrix (appropriately voiced), and mawgs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 there you go, the only choice really. Wait... with or without Captain Jack Sparrow? This is important! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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