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Overheard At The Imperial Spaceport


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Bounty Hunter: Excuse me, have you seen a Sith?

 

Guard: I"m sorry, I've seen a lot of Siths today. Have you a description?

 

BH: Sorry, about that, yes. He has a distinctive weapon. Most Siths have lightsabers. This one uses a harvesting tool.

 

G: A scythe?

 

BH: Yes.

 

G: Anything else?

 

BH: Well, he meditates a lot, especially when walking.

 

G: How is he complected?

 

BH: He's less red and more brownish.

 

G: And his ancestry?

 

BH: Half Sith and half the descendant of a nomadic tribe of humans.

 

G: What's his job?

 

BH: He's an inquisitor. He sorts through the pure and impure. His weapon helps with that.

 

G: What else?

 

BH: That's it.

 

G: So you're asking if I've seen a semi-Scythian seething sepia Sith who sifts with his scythe?

 

BH: Exactly.

 

G: Sorry, haven't seen him.

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