XanderThrills Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 A Merc, a Jawa and wookie walk into a pub, the wookie orders three drinks and the merc offers to pay, fumbling around his pocket he mistypes, activating his railshot, firing hot laser into the poor jawas face. Falling backwards the merc then lets off his flamethrower in the direction of the wookie, consumed in flames, the wookie makes sure not to spill the tray of drinks he was carrying. Another merc looks on in horror rushes to the attention of the distressed wookie and begins to use rapid shot in an attempt to heal the poor sod, unfortunately he forgets to switch to gas support cylinder and has just plugged the fella full of holes. The wookie falls back against a juggernaut, spilling his drink, he commits fully to his rage and passively aggressively orders another drink and apologies for getting in the wookies way. The first merc hicups accidently firing a tracer missile into the sealing, revealing another room filled with datacrons, everyone jumps for joy then, imediately sigh as a slave twilek reports them to only contain EXP. A Merc walks into a pub, the bartender says why the pawned face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatherjimbo Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 A railgun doesn't shoot a laser. It shoots a conductive projectile along an electrified rail. You lost me after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobokos Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Is this a dream journal or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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